Entian

Entian is one of the 25 skilling pets. Players have a very rare chance of obtaining Entian while training the Woodcutting skill.

Anyone can speak to the pet, which will respond with the following dialogue:

Entian: "Hello (playername). How are you doing?"

Player: "Fine, thanks and what about you?"

Entian: "I'm alright. Would you have a minute to talk about climate change?"

Player: "Uh... I guess?"

Entian: "Please stop cutting down trees. I've been sent to you because of your excessive choppping business."

Player: "..."

Entian: "You are taking away the flora of Emps-World. Please reconsider your actions!"

Player: "Our trees literally grow within seconds...?"

Entian: "Stop undermining me. Do you get my point or not?"

Player: "Ouch, hey!"