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Offline Joshiee

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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2015, 03:28:00 am »
Quote from: Mary on June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm
Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2015, 03:51:15 am »
Quote from: Joshiee on June 29, 2015, 03:28:00 am
Quote from: Mary on June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm
Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
its all about the quality not quantity 💁
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2015, 04:00:07 am »
The best pickup line is being a nice, funny, attractive and genuinely good person. It works 10 times out of 10. Actually just be attractive.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2015, 07:09:07 am »
Quote from: Joshiee on June 29, 2015, 03:28:00 am
Quote from: Mary on June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm
Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:

To impress Mary you gotta solo the hardest instance in WoW :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2015, 07:46:26 am »
Quote from: Someone12116 on June 29, 2015, 07:09:07 am
Quote from: Joshiee on June 29, 2015, 03:28:00 am
Quote from: Mary on June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm
Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:

To impress Mary you gotta solo the hardest instance in WoW :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2015, 10:08:09 am »
Quote from: Joshiee on June 29, 2015, 03:28:00 am
Quote from: Mary on June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm
Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:

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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2015, 09:15:10 am »
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2015, 01:56:17 pm »
nice shoes, let's fuck
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2015, 04:28:03 pm »
Quote from: Freestuffyay on July 01, 2015, 09:15:10 am
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD

This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?'  LOL
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2015, 08:59:05 pm »
Quote from: Mary on July 01, 2015, 04:28:03 pm
Quote from: Freestuffyay on July 01, 2015, 09:15:10 am
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD

This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?'  LOL



¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Looks like we're not old enough for this kind of humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2015, 09:14:00 pm »
Quote from: Chazz on July 01, 2015, 08:59:05 pm
Quote from: Mary on July 01, 2015, 04:28:03 pm
Quote from: Freestuffyay on July 01, 2015, 09:15:10 am
Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD

This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?'  LOL
Oh, you're into that kinda stuff?
**¯\_(ツ)_/¯**
These are our forum moderators,  guys.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2015, 09:19:47 pm »
Whoops sorry I assumed you were older than 12. I'll edit my post immediately, just for you <3
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2015, 09:42:04 pm »
sup
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2015, 09:50:37 pm »
Quote from: Jp on July 01, 2015, 09:42:04 pm
sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:

Quote from: Bubblebeam2 on July 01, 2015, 09:14:00 pm
These are our forum moderators,  guys.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2015, 09:51:52 pm »
Quote from: Mary on July 01, 2015, 09:50:37 pm
Quote from: Jp on July 01, 2015, 09:42:04 pm
sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:

Quote from: Bubblebeam2 on July 01, 2015, 09:14:00 pm
These are our forum moderators,  guys.
>asks for pickup lines
>gets pickup line
>complains
>mfw women
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