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Mary

Best pickup line?
« on: June 23, 2015, 03:15:50 pm »
This guy got quite creative leaving his number for me to find ;o

Found this in my mailbox today

http://imgur.com/a/E6TVF
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2015, 03:44:13 pm »
Thanks for braking my neck!
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2015, 04:00:54 pm »
30 years old gets asked out on a punch of yu-gi-oh cards.

Do you fuck on a first date? - no
Well see you tomorrow!
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Mary

Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2015, 04:12:54 pm »
Quote from: Someone12116 on June 23, 2015, 03:44:13 pm
Thanks for braking my neck!
Sorry, it was actually rotated properly on the file but imgur flipped it! IDK why imgur pls :(

Quote from: Drugs on June 23, 2015, 04:00:54 pm
30 years old gets asked out on a punch of yu-gi-oh cards.

Do you fuck on a first date? - no
Well see you tomorrow!
Theyre magic cards -_- and lol wut
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2015, 04:22:02 pm »
Quote from: Mary on June 23, 2015, 04:12:54 pm
Quote from: Someone12116 on June 23, 2015, 03:44:13 pm
Thanks for braking my neck!
Sorry, it was actually rotated properly on the file but imgur flipped it! IDK why imgur pls :(

This is why you Gyazo everything ;D
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2015, 04:54:02 pm »
I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm »
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 07:11:01 pm »
"ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"
"are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you" (overdue library book works too)

Ill share more of my arcane knowledge later.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2015, 07:13:02 pm by Chazz »
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Mary

Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2015, 07:21:56 pm »
Quote from: Troq748 on June 23, 2015, 04:54:02 pm
I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
How2be directly on the point XD

Quote from: Joshiee on June 26, 2015, 02:52:34 pm
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)

Quote from: Chazz on June 26, 2015, 07:11:01 pm
"ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"
"are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you" (overdue library book works too)

Ill share more of my arcane knowledge later.
Dat second one, damn
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 07:37:35 pm »
I take it i've successfully seduced you?
Here's some more

"ay gurl are you a beaver? cuz dam"
"r there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh i forgot u r a q t"
"ay gurl do u work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong"
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2015, 08:09:17 pm »
I give u joshiees number if u suck my dek
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2015, 08:15:00 pm »
"Hey, can I treat you like me homework? I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long."
"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."

This is why I don't have a gf.

More later, maybe.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2015, 08:21:15 pm »
Quote from: Charr on June 26, 2015, 08:15:00 pm
"Hey, can I treat you like me homework? I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long."
"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."

This is why I don't have a gf.

More later, maybe.
Ok mr if a drunk girl wants to have sex with me i drive her home on my bike and tuck her in and wish her good sleep
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2015, 08:34:24 pm »
Are you 80 magic cuz you're stunning? Play RS get hoes :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2015, 08:42:31 pm »
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
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