Chonker

Chonker is one of the 25 skilling pets. Players have a very rare chance of obtaining Chonker while training the Hunter skill.

Anyone can speak to the pet, which will respond with the following dialogue:

Chonker: "Hello player!"

Player: "Hi there Chonker. how's your day?"

Chonker: "The usual"

Player: "What is 'the usual'?"

Chonker: "Other players trying to pick me up..."

Chonker: "They want to throw me on monsters..."

Chonker: "I do damage in a 9x9 radius..."

Player: "ohhh"

Chonker: "I know what you are thinking!"

Player: "Hey, that's a cool jump!"

Chonker: "Never, ever try to pick me up again!!"

Player: "Okay, but can you do that jump again?"

Chonker: "..."

Player: "Please?"

Chonker: "Okay..."

Chonker: "!!"

Player: "hooray!"