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Messages - Smd Bkz

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Love
« on: April 14, 2016, 06:13:34 pm »
Congratulations

Avenus: Sir, can I ask a question?
Martin: Yes!
Avenus: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
Martin: I don't know.
Avenus: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!

Martin: Ok, ask.
Avenus: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
Martin: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
Avenus: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
Martin: Ooh...ok!!

Avenus: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
Martin: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
Avenus: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.
Martin: Are you kidding me?
Avenus: No sir, 1 last question.

Martin: Ok!
Avenus: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
Martin: There's no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
Avenus: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party.
Congratulations moit !

me: can i ask you a question?
Avenus: sure.
me: copy paste.

2
Goals & Achievements / Re: 343 days
« on: March 18, 2016, 08:45:10 pm »
pls.

congratulations tomato  :P

3
Screenshots / Re: Pk power
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:31:30 pm »
Split it to your friends who helped you at the wildness and you have like 2 m left to youself
I think u must to learn math :(
Lol he's right, Your team mates helped you and u won't share em?

Pretty good loot for a trash pker
I didn't said that i dosen't shared those items :)
I think you must learn english  :(

4
Off-Topic / Re: Fun jokes
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:16:23 am »
whats DJ Khaled favorite number?
11
because it got another one. :kappa:

5
Introductions & Farewells / Re: Im back ^_^
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:24:18 pm »
Welcome again, scrub. ;D

6
Off-Topic / Re: What annoys or pisses you off?
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:39:09 pm »
"Man"
"Have item give me?"

"Man"
"Can give item?"

"Man"
"Can help?"
"With what?"
"Can give item man?"

"Maaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn"
"Can plz give item i poor"

MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
bro* :kappa:

7
Off-Topic / Re: Dont click here!!
« on: March 05, 2016, 01:38:13 pm »
thought you are going to say "you are a rebel ,I like you" lel.

8
Showcase / Re: Plants
« on: March 05, 2016, 12:57:11 pm »
like I said, that looks sick.

9
Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:18:45 pm »
>:(

10
Goals & Achievements / Re: Woodcutting
« on: March 03, 2016, 08:02:08 pm »
Angila Joli everywhere, dangit.

congratulations kaute :-*

wait,finally she said "on". :kappa:

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Newborn
« on: March 01, 2016, 04:53:45 pm »
wait ,wot?k.

Congratulations !

12
Screenshots / Re: Hello
« on: February 26, 2016, 01:56:57 pm »
Hey.

13
Showcase / Re: Request from "Criminal" to draw his character
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:52:59 pm »
epic drawing, good job.

14
Goals & Achievements / Re: Congratulations.
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:51:41 pm »
Congratulations ,well deserved bruh!

15
Videos / Re: Crystal keys
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:03:24 am »
stahp zooming in im not blind  :kappa:

nice editing tho, good luck on more.

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