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Topics - Avenus

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Suggestions & Ideas / Implement bots
« on: April 29, 2017, 04:56:24 pm »
Since we got rid of staking, we probably got rid of a bunch of players.

Add 150 bots that walk around and do whatever and make it count on the playercount.

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Off-Topic / Why i was sent to jail
« on: January 08, 2017, 04:26:27 pm »
Me and my family had just moved. We moved to the eastern part of Norway, Oslo. I found the local ice-hockey team and they actually said they needed more people. I called, and asked if i could come tryout. The manager was polite and set up a meeting and everything went fine. He asked if i could come on wednesday.

It's now Wednsday, my first day at the new local ice-hockey team. I've always liked ice-hockey but was never remarkable at it, altough i liked to think of myself over average. But there was always one thing stopping me, making me uncomfortable. The shower after practice.

Are they going to comment on my... weiner? If you're a male then you know how it felt to be naked around other males, you were so worried what other kids thought about your penis, if it was too small or too big or whatever. Anyways, so the day carried on. It was the first practice, everything went fine. Felt like i had a good chemistry with the boys. Time passed by and it was suddenly time for the showers. I was trying to raise my mental state to a top level. It was now or never. Die or cry, lets fucking go.

I get into the dressing room and starts undressing. First thing i do is sprinting to the showers before anyone else. I need to be fast. I dont want to be in there with someone. But i wasn't fast enough. Suddenly more and more kids starts arriving the showers. And as expected, they give me the looks when they arrive the showers. They look at me the same way a man look at his pizza. You just want to smell it, lick the cheese and put it down your throat. One kid approach me while we're both standing there fully naked, and starts talking about my dick. At this moment, i knew i was fucked up, i felt sad but also anger and it was killing me inside. Like, why the fuark did he have to talk about it. More kids keep arriving, and not unexpectedly. They all talk about MY DICK.

Yes, I'm just some guy on the internet but trust me: My dick was way bigger than everyone elses at the time. They wanted to touch it, watch me swing it around and shit and I was so close to crying because I was so uncomfortable.

Then I got saved. A parent came and yelled what the fuck was going on. Guess what happens? After all this crap - I get sent to the club managers office. What did he say?

!SPOILER!
Copy the text in the quote to see what happened

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Coach Avenus - You're fired you fucking pedophilia.


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Suggestions & Ideas / shake it up, shake up the happiness
« on: December 07, 2016, 10:47:12 am »
Someone really should start planning events to have around christmas to new years eve.
Just like Mary and George have been doing for the past decade.

Events, quest, free items to stake, get rid of the item staking rule just for christmas to new years.

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Suggestions & Ideas / Taxes
« on: July 28, 2016, 07:20:12 pm »
Well, i dont play this game. But it really does suffer.
Want something unique? To balance the economy and get rid of some gold/items and
get less stakers ingame or atleast make them think twice before they go in a stake?

Do like everyotherfuckingstupid country in this world and implement a tax-system.
In norway, we just got flight seat taxes. That means for every flight ticket you buy.
You have to pay an external amount of money to the government. Something that
the owners of the flight companies cant control or do anything with. They sell tickets
for 200$, Norwegian government want 10-20$ in taxes. Total 220.

Implement a system that takes 10-15-20$ of the total pot in the stakes.
Straight into a emps-world bot account that deletes it permantly or delete it permantly after the stake.

-> Get rid of items -> Get less stakers.

People are complaining so much about stakers in this forums. For my self i dont really give a shit.
But this will help get rid of arabs in duel arena and will help get rid of overflooded cash or items.

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Off-Topic / Happy Birthday Queen Martina <3
« on: June 12, 2016, 06:01:13 pm »
Martin is 20 today

Meet him
Greet him
Be him
Or fall for him

Everything i do, it's all for you

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Screenshots / Hate it when [...]
« on: May 18, 2016, 09:33:27 pm »
Hate it when you have a drop party in barb, but everyone pay more attention to Danielshapz
autoclicking popup dwarf game (Yes that's why they are all standing to the left)...
 People didnt even realise items were dropped before they popped up  :-[


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Off-Topic / Happy Birthday
« on: April 23, 2016, 05:05:46 pm »
Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn CEEEEEEEEEEEEENA

Happy birthday my best friends  :-*


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Videos / Avenus | Emps-World | Hide N Seek | Giveaway read inside
« on: March 20, 2016, 03:34:01 pm »





Here is a little wrap up video of the Hide N Seek event i put up today at www.emps-world.net.
I was commenting over the video but the sound failed me so had to delete that. Also copyright striked me so added 2 random songs...

For the giveaway, i will be giving out 50 donator rares - 10 rares to 5 different individuals, goodluck. All you have to do is to like the video and subscribe :)
Winner will be drawn 01.04.16

Here is some pictures from the drop party i put up before the hide and seek event today


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Calling out the best photoshop manipulator in here.
It will litterally take you 10 minutes not even that.
I will pay you 500m :)

PM me or name someone who is good at manipulating photoshop.

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Resolved Bug Reports / Staking bug
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:29:56 pm »
Went in a 50m stake just to get some fast monitas.

I clicked on him before the timer started to go down and i instantly hit him 25 before the 3-2-1 timer starts.
And my next hit was 24 so i hit him 25-24 before he even got to hit me.
It looked really weird and i haven't tried to reproduce it.

As honorable i am, i gave the poor kid his 50m back. But you should look into it.

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Videos / 100 donator rare giveaway - Winner has been picked
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:07:48 pm »
Check the video and you will see the playrules.

Goodluck to you all :)

feature=youtu.be

The winner is

I teleblock

But after some investigation i found out that it is our very own beloved High Admin Martin. Thinking i got to play by the rules, i will be forced to give him. Buuut - There is a big but. He said himself he will give them all away eventually, so just watch out. Maybe you will be the lucky one :)




Other than that, i can just tell you all already i will have more giveaways.
So fear not and don't be dissapointed. You will get more chances.

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Off-Topic / Some fun csgo clips.
« on: January 10, 2016, 05:00:48 pm »
And for csgo making this rank update :(
Got me from supreme to mge real quick real quick, now im back at le and hopefully soon supreme...
Won 4 games, got kicked in the last game that we won and i got demoted in a 4 win streak okeee...



Russian autist (1-2-3-4 middle) -


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Feedback / Outdated guide = Donating
« on: January 09, 2016, 08:25:51 pm »
This guide is outdated, please update it.

https://emps-world.net/forum/index.php?topic=237.msg1308#msg1308

A guy in shoutbox was just wondering how he could donate cause he didnt find out how or where.

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Drugs [09|Jan 08:22 pm]:   i honestly just checked emps main page and I have no clue how to donate
Drugs [09|Jan 08:22 pm]:   pretty shit tbh
Drugs [09|Jan 08:22 pm]:   like if i wanted i would find out
Drugs [09|Jan 08:22 pm]:   but i see why people are asking
Drugs [09|Jan 08:22 pm]:   some people
Drugs [09|Jan 08:24 pm]:   didnt see a sticky in faq either about donating, gj on creating accesible donating interfaces
Drugs [09|Jan 08:24 pm]:   gj

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Off-Topic / Sooo, if you thought you was unlucky
« on: January 08, 2016, 02:41:12 pm »
Then you surely havent lost 24 stakes a row won 2 inbetween those 24 lmao.

I got like 1200 donators and loooooads of hoarded items left.
Everything will be used for giveaways so i hope you all look forward too it :D
There was nothing more to do in this game than stake, and the unluck had to hit me as it hit everyone else.

http://pastie.org/10677783

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Resolved Bug Reports / Duel arena stake interface
« on: January 07, 2016, 12:25:05 pm »
The helm is glitched, the no helm is crossed and you cant wear the helm in the duel.
But the cross is under the interface, you can just see bits off it.

Another glitch is when you login to your account and just get whitescreen and have to xlogg the client and open a new one to get in.


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