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Messages - Smd Bkz

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Love

« on: April 14, 2016, 06:13:34 pm »

Quote from: Avenus on April 13, 2016, 10:30:43 am

Congratulations

Avenus: Sir, can I ask a question?
Martin: Yes!
Avenus: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
Martin: I don't know.
Avenus: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!

Martin: Ok, ask.
Avenus: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
Martin: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
Avenus: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
Martin: Ooh...ok!!

Avenus: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
Martin: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
Avenus: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.
Martin: Are you kidding me?
Avenus: No sir, 1 last question.

Martin: Ok!
Avenus: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
Martin: There's no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
Avenus: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party.

Congratulations moit !

me: can i ask you a question?
Avenus: sure.
me: copy paste.

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Goals & Achievements / Re: 343 days

« on: March 18, 2016, 08:45:10 pm »

pls.

congratulations tomato

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Screenshots / Re: Pk power

« on: March 17, 2016, 12:31:30 pm »

Quote from: Nor Ltu on March 17, 2016, 11:10:40 am

Quote from: Ashootsh on March 17, 2016, 07:28:15 am
Quote from: Nor Ltu on March 17, 2016, 06:21:16 am
Quote from: St 3rd Mage on March 16, 2016, 09:02:30 pm
Split it to your friends who helped you at the wildness and you have like 2 m left to youself
I think u must to learn math
Lol he's right, Your team mates helped you and u won't share em?

Pretty good loot for a trash pker
I didn't said that i dosen't shared those items