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Videos / Re: Anyone remember how perfect this game was before?

« on: November 30, 2015, 01:41:40 pm »

How many emps players does it take to change a lightbulb?

..

Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to complain how the old one was better.

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Videos / Re: Anyone remember how perfect this game was before?

« on: November 28, 2015, 11:01:56 pm »

You don't miss old emps. You miss being a kid. That's how it is for everyone. Old emps had like no content at all compared to now.

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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: November 07, 2015, 04:58:54 pm »

Give him sunglasses and it's Esam!

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: October 20, 2015, 04:38:39 pm »

*looks at staff list*


yeah, nope

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Computers and Technology / Re: Computer Backgrounds

« on: August 31, 2015, 09:09:54 pm »

Emps world script l0l

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Congratulations to our newest moderator

« on: August 30, 2015, 09:44:21 pm »

Why isn't this thread locked from the beginning and stickied for like a week instead? If you want to congratulate them you could send them a personal message on the forums or just thank the post.

These threads always turn into staff members arguing with players and ultimately embarassing themselves. as well as people flaming one another because everyone thinks everyone else is jealous or that if you don't know who someone is you're a hater. People are taking this shit way too seriously.

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Congratulations to our newest moderator

« on: August 30, 2015, 12:56:27 pm »

Negative =/= offensive.

I don't see a single reason why you, the staff team, are pretty much trying to force everyone to like the new promotions. What is the damn point of having these forums if you are trying to brainwash everyone to like whatever you fools try to do nowadays.

People should be able to say whatever they want, as long as it doesn't offend anyone. Player feedback is the key of improving things, obviously it was handled better in old Emps. Oh how I miss George as the SM. He didn't get as butthurt about everything as you guys did.

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Screenshots / Re: trfguytgrfdb

« on: August 30, 2015, 06:23:13 am »

So, wait...is that Esam or Mario?  I don't even know anymore.

Esam is the original, Mario is a wannabe :kappa:

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Screenshots / Re: trfguytgrfdb

« on: August 30, 2015, 05:59:12 am »

So, wait...is that Esam or Mario?  I don't even know anymore.

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Videos / Re: Go to school - Real Story - Avenus

« on: August 22, 2015, 01:30:40 pm »

Very inspirational, I will go pro in csgo

First.go.home.youre.drunk.and.delusional

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Thieving overhaul

« on: August 17, 2015, 05:46:39 pm »

Wants to make thieving more enjoyable -> suggest black jacking, which is AT LEAST 10 times more click intensive than regular pickpocketing. m8. u high?

I don't see a need for the puzzles, people here seem to struggle using the helpdesk and forums correctly, or in other words, most players would just be too dumb to solve them rofl

Jail: sure it would make sense that the guards fought crime, but wouldn't that make training more annoying?

Crystal/smoke chest: The rewards from both these chests are near junk-state, they aren't being sold nor being bought
Yeah, no need to make that group of items include arrows, darts and other supplies that actually have demand atm as well.

Thieves guild, why not.

Pyramid Plunder, yas pls!

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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: August 15, 2015, 07:15:35 pm »

No offense Josh, but you really shouldn't get "Couples Tattoo's" unless you're wifing the bitch up. I've seen so many people get matching tattoo's or tattoo's that go incomplete without the others next to it with their significant other, and then they end up breaking up making the tattoo always incomplete, or looking wicked stupid.

On the bright side, you didn't get her name tattoo'd on you.

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: August 14, 2015, 03:16:09 am »

my.signature.gif

=hell_skyline.going.to.grand.exchange

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: August 14, 2015, 03:04:27 am »

Mary, don't worry; this is not you, Mary.




It's a drawing of you, but it's not you!




^{You know I love you though, Blackbird  I just based this off of your shoutbox discussion from last night.}

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Introducing Ironman accounts

« on: August 11, 2015, 07:40:56 pm »

People complain about ''grind'' and go full apeshit if they miss even one hour of double XP. I can't see why adding even more grind would fix that

Sure ironman mode would be good addition to our advertising banners