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Off-Topic / I knew Adam was up to something...

« on: January 22, 2017, 11:07:54 pm »

Once an Arab, always an Arab..

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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: August 04, 2016, 10:48:32 am »

Day out with my camels   

So which one are you?

the middle dickhead

atleast you admitted that you are a dickhead  :kappa:

cool pic tho hue hue

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Off-Topic / Re: Eid mubarak

« on: July 06, 2016, 08:52:42 am »

eid marek

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Off-Topic / English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German

« on: June 24, 2016, 10:46:32 am »

After Brexit, the European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
And Congratulations you have learnt German :kappa:

#justajoke

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Debates / Re: question to the muslims of emps( if there are any lol)

« on: June 21, 2016, 11:35:15 pm »

I think we bullied them all away so there's no-one to answer this question

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Introductions & Farewells / Blue Bird has flown away.

« on: June 18, 2016, 10:25:09 am »

My time has come to an end and I'm resigning from the staff team, This will also be my quitting topic.
After I finished college, practical mechanic maritime engineering (specializing in ships), I have been recruited to the military for almost 5 years and 3 of them are mandatory.
R.I.P life indeed. About my military, I'll be in the navy, can't say anything further than that, little bit classified
Being a player of emps world was indeed one of the best times I had during my college .
It was fun and I enjoyed playing while being at work :kappa:.
Being a staff member was nice, it gave me a chance to help players, although that can be annoying sometimes.
Special thanks to all the staff members & ex-staff, and especially to my friends, which I won't name, they know that i luv em' <3 
Before the military I'm going to travel a bit. My first destination will be Amsterdam, my second will be Bucharest, my third will be in south of Israel, Eilat.
My military start at the 14th of July, until then I'll be traveling here and there pretty much 
It was nice being an admin, oh wait :kappa:
luv ya all guys, and I'll be visiting the forums every once in a while and the game if i can.
wish ya all the best 

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Guides / Re: Emps script: Write your own quest!

« on: January 27, 2016, 02:20:43 pm »

Code: [Select]

d = quest_options
opt | 159 "Begin quest" | gnomechild

d = gnomechild
if $q_gnomechild == 0 gnomechild_begin
if $q_gnomechild == 1 gnomechild_check

d = gnomechild_begin
npc "Got any of that good shit, yeah?"
plr "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???"
npc "Bring me 12 guam leafs."
qst "Help the gnome child in his dank quest?" "Ok" | gnomechild_cont "Ok" | gnomechild_cont

d = gnomechild_cont
npc "Ty m8." $q_gnomechild = 1

d = gnomechild_check
npc "You brought the good shit?"
if hasItem({249, 12}) gnomechild_finish else gnomechild_scam


d = gnomechild_finish
delItem(249, 12)
npc "Yeah thats the shit. Good shit m8. Ty." $q_gnomechild = 2

d = gnomechild_scam
npc "You tryin to foken scam me m7?"
plr "Cheeky little shit m8 I'll bash ur head in I swear on me nan."


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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: September 30, 2015, 02:13:33 pm »

Halloween is coming, I cannot wait to dress like this again!

noice picture mate, is that a tattoo on ur chest? meh luv tattoos <3

No it's a manual for the girls so they will know "how to use josh". :kappa:

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Debates / Re: Religion

« on: September 23, 2015, 12:35:40 am »

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Off-Topic / Re: You mama so fat..

« on: September 05, 2015, 03:07:36 am »

Yo moma stupid, but at least she didn't post a duplicate topic in the same section.

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Computers and Technology / Re: PC build/room setups thread

« on: August 09, 2015, 07:12:05 pm »

Since there is some empty space left, you could make it water proof and add an aquarium der :kappa:

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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: July 16, 2015, 04:39:23 am »

Mary wants the Joshage. :kappa:

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Games / Re: [OSRS] 1000 Wyverns killed

« on: February 22, 2015, 08:14:35 pm »