we gone see whose forreal up in this joint,

ea rap that I determine is fire will win 10m ea

Yo, i am Zack.
My name rhymes with ballsack.
You still on my track?
Cause boy my baking knowledge still lack.

I work in a bakery
making something crappy.
If you wanna eat this shit
be prepared for a diarrhe(a)

I am a chief assistant
Selling cinnamon rolls for a slunt while i make this bullshit stunt
saying i make 90k a year, when in reality i barely make it to paymyrent day

For the fast trackverserap;
Boyohboy i got an old ford fiat, i tell everyone its a muscat. But my wife with a kid thats not mine thinks its crap.
I tell everyone i make 90k a year, own a house with mouse. Sadly i live in an apartment in the ghetto, cause i cant afford more than that
GEKKOOO

Day after day I keep talking shit
when instead I should lift weights

Biceps tiny and legs are weak
I'm tired as fuck before I peak

Dick is small it's hard to pee
so mommy asked if I could sit

Works for me cause I'm too scared
to leave the house and do what's right

i win :kappa: :gnomechild:


I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang

I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink
But now I'm insecure and I care what people think

My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you think

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out

We're stressed out

Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one

It'd be to my brother, 'cause we have the same nose
Same clothes homegrown a stone's throw from a creek we used to roam
But it would remind us of when nothing really mattered
Out of student loans and tree-house homes we all would take the latter

My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
My name's Blurryface and I care what you think

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out

We used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space but now they're laughing at our face
Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money"
Yeah

We used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space but now they're laughing at our face
Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money"
Yeah

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out

Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, bunny
We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, bunny
We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money
We used to play pretend, give each other different names
We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away
Used to dream of outer space but now they're laughing at our face
Saying, "Wake up, you need to make money"
Yeah

i win :kappa: :gnomechild:

that aint even rap

Quote from: Zudikas95187 on September 10, 2016, 09:44:48 am

i win :kappa: :gnomechild:

that aint even rap

Heard he lost a rap battle against a dead bird :kappa:

A simple rap for mary

Mary your so bloody hairy

You need to get yourself a dog called lary

Your eyes are so blurry

i think they are just to ugly

Mary this is for you :gnomechild:

I am Drugs ask for items all I get it shurgs,
Dont even give a fuck abuse bugs, report shit abuse to amuse

Fake-botting cry about it later, uid banned for months,
Still upset about it cunts, donate 1b to ocean ,cleaned, then charr quits

Sign a release letter for my mills, shit why, I could have made bills
When I think about it, it kills now my mills are owned by highest bidder

Turn out autotalker and litter the chat, want to hoard phats, but moessie already bought out the economy
5 months later promoted to moderator, gain autonomy, argubly the worst staff around, no apology

3 weeks later resign, Martin says its fine but stops making promotion topics, hoping he wont make the same mistake twice
Thats nice, you already fell into the same trap twice

couldnt be bothered to be a fucking mice in a maze

Dont enforce rules, dont have a teacher nor the tools, fuck rights 1
Couldnt be fucked to run around circles hostbanning the one cunt, anyone?

Punished by variety of staff members, still respect them
Perm banned by Fate, still one of the best mates

Dont fuck around to frustrate, when was the last update?
Who even gives a fuck, staking only thing to excite and rise a heart rate
 
Oh you tried to switch servers but why cant I click "show new replies to your posts"
Error 404
Please elabrorate?

3 weeks later resign, Martin says its fine but stops making promotion topics, hoping he wont make the same mistake twice
Thats nice, you already fell into the same trap twice

thanks

does anyone have iceclouds raps that he made? those were fowking priceless

I am Drugs ask for items all I get it shurgs,
Dont even give a fuck abuse bugs, report shit abuse to amuse

Fake-botting cry about it later, uid banned for months,
Still upset about it cunts, donate 1b to ocean ,cleaned, then charr quits

Sign a release letter for my mills, shit why, I could have made bills
When I think about it, it kills now my mills are owned by highest bidder

Turn out autotalker and litter the chat, want to hoard phats, but moessie already bought out the economy
5 months later promoted to moderator, gain autonomy, argubly the worst staff around, no apology

3 weeks later resign, Martin says its fine but stops making promotion topics, hoping he wont make the same mistake twice
Thats nice, you already fell into the same trap twice

couldnt be bothered to be a fucking mice in a maze

Dont enforce rules, dont have a teacher nor the tools, fuck rights 1
Couldnt be fucked to run around circles hostbanning the one cunt, anyone?

Punished by variety of staff members, still respect them
Perm banned by Fate, still one of the best mates

Dont fuck around to frustrate, when was the last update?
Who even gives a fuck, staking only thing to excite and rise a heart rate
 
Oh you tried to switch servers but why cant I click "show new replies to your posts"
Error 404
Please elabrorate?

it rhymed pretty well tbh, cuz I managed to sing it 8/10 drugs by far da best until now

It's something about ya girl,
that just makes my head wanna twirl,
oh you got me want to tell all them other girls,
there's nothing else better in this world!
the moment i seen her i was in shock
so shocked you would've think I've just been shot,
shot down right now in this spot.
But too bad this doesn't happen a lot.
Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top,
on top of your hot body while were sweating a lot,
a lot of time on the clock before we have to stop.
too bad shes not into that stuff a lot,
oh man shes really super hot,
hotter than the sun that's right on top,
Oh man there she goes i had to stop,
and ask her some questions that i had in stock

:kappa: :kappa: :kappa:

Yo, i am Zack.
My name rhymes with ballsack.
You still on my track?
Cause boy my baking knowledge still lack.

I work in a bakery
making something crappy.
If you wanna eat this shit
be prepared for a diarrhe(a)

I am a chief assistant
Selling cinnamon rolls for a slunt while i make this bullshit stunt
saying i make 90k a year, when in reality i barely make it to paymyrent day

For the fast trackverserap;
Boyohboy i got an old ford fiat, i tell everyone its a muscat. But my wife with a kid thats not mine thinks its crap.
I tell everyone i make 90k a year, own a house with mouse. Sadly i live in an apartment in the ghetto, cause i cant afford more than that
GEKKOOO

What's up avenus, I heard yo bitch sayin you a bitch cuz you "lack" a penis.
While we havin, sex, she be callin me big T-Rex, always straight up flex, understand every part of this text, cause you ain't never gonna be next.

I spit these bars, I own the wildy like my name is Lars.
Drivin' fast cars livin large, yes my name is Zack, tryna spit game tryna rhyme bout a ballsack when she say it's bigger than the stack, can't hear you through these racks making money is a fact.

Keep talkin all this smack, we feastin here while you eatin my baker snack hoe, while she eatin the sack tho. My baby mama make a baby that can also put up the flow, while you stayin slow, fear this glow, you a sinkin boat, saying I'm trying to stay afloat, I wear a million dollar coat, trim yo shit, lookin like a goat.
Beachside mansion, bout to look for another expansion, watch these bars heard all over yo third world nation, we'll be coming through like a fuckin invasion, stationed, invasive, expensive, impressive, teachin some lessons cause i'm first to invent this.
And it's about time to bring this shit intact, give me an audience so I can hear the clap clap.
Making comma's while you take a nap, bringin' round the strap, turn you to a pile of crap.

R I P, Ripped in pieces, you come around we smellin feces.

I keep a thick bitch, but they call me slim slick, cause I keep my mind quick, I spit, I really indeed rip some shit, keep a clip, tell yo bitch I said pardon me while I get rich, sittin on a brick while I take a lick, as I smoke a nick, don't be a dirty stupid prick, I carry a stick, yo bitch a superfreak, as she callin me rick.
keep this money a bliss, as you shootin and miss, I do it easy like a flick of the wrist, your stiff, stayin loose with the spliff.

silence is acceptance, i'll make you my bitch apprentice.
while all yo money disappearin' like, poof, hocus pocus, as I keep my money in pure focus, feedin off the game like a locust, I give the people thoughts, I make em notice.

It's my time, rise and shine, coming up, watch me settle in my prime, smoke a dime, smoke a zip, suck yo bitches tit, playin with the lips, suckin the clit, always keepin it lit, I spit, I never produce some shit, I just keep a tight clique, take a toke on the chronic blunt, i'm on the hunt, you and yo family aint nothing but stupid cunts.

I don't need a team, just livin the dream, always stayin high like a kite, outta sight, I linger the night, pull up, and if there's a problem expect the fight,

call me batman, robin, the dark knight.