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Offline Avenus

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Why i was sent to jail
« on: January 08, 2017, 04:26:27 pm »
Me and my family had just moved. We moved to the eastern part of Norway, Oslo. I found the local ice-hockey team and they actually said they needed more people. I called, and asked if i could come tryout. The manager was polite and set up a meeting and everything went fine. He asked if i could come on wednesday.

It's now Wednsday, my first day at the new local ice-hockey team. I've always liked ice-hockey but was never remarkable at it, altough i liked to think of myself over average. But there was always one thing stopping me, making me uncomfortable. The shower after practice.

Are they going to comment on my... weiner? If you're a male then you know how it felt to be naked around other males, you were so worried what other kids thought about your penis, if it was too small or too big or whatever. Anyways, so the day carried on. It was the first practice, everything went fine. Felt like i had a good chemistry with the boys. Time passed by and it was suddenly time for the showers. I was trying to raise my mental state to a top level. It was now or never. Die or cry, lets fucking go.

I get into the dressing room and starts undressing. First thing i do is sprinting to the showers before anyone else. I need to be fast. I dont want to be in there with someone. But i wasn't fast enough. Suddenly more and more kids starts arriving the showers. And as expected, they give me the looks when they arrive the showers. They look at me the same way a man look at his pizza. You just want to smell it, lick the cheese and put it down your throat. One kid approach me while we're both standing there fully naked, and starts talking about my dick. At this moment, i knew i was fucked up, i felt sad but also anger and it was killing me inside. Like, why the fuark did he have to talk about it. More kids keep arriving, and not unexpectedly. They all talk about MY DICK.

Yes, I'm just some guy on the internet but trust me: My dick was way bigger than everyone elses at the time. They wanted to touch it, watch me swing it around and shit and I was so close to crying because I was so uncomfortable.

Then I got saved. A parent came and yelled what the fuck was going on. Guess what happens? After all this crap - I get sent to the club managers office. What did he say?

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Coach Avenus - You're fired you fucking pedophilia.

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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2017, 04:53:35 pm »
What kind of bullshit is that?


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Offline Avenus

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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2017, 04:56:02 pm »
What kind of bullshit is that?

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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2017, 05:01:57 pm »
you were so worried what other kids thought about your penis, if it was too big or whatever
Never had that feeling :/ :/



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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2017, 08:18:45 pm »
if you know how to use your ding dong you shoulnt be worried about the size :kappa:

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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2017, 08:44:14 pm »
And then you woke up, with your underwear all crusty and stuff

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Re: Why i was sent to jail
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2017, 09:34:59 pm »
"You're fired you fucking pedophilia"
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