When you remember why you havent lent this 1 guy money in years

"ill pay back  in 3 days for sure I get paid then"
"oh sorry didnt get paid, I pay back monday/tuesday"
"lol soz m8 getting paid on thursday"

Quote from: Drugs on July 26, 2016, 12:21:16 pm

When you remember why you havent lent this 1 guy money in years

"ill pay back  in 3 days for sure I get paid then"
"oh sorry didnt get paid, I pay back monday/tuesday"
"lol soz m8 getting paid on thursday"

this is y i dont lend out money unless its a little hand of lunch money

when you wake up and the whole forums is green cause joshiee woke up 15min before you and you know its pointless to go through it and see if anything meaningful was posted

when players see thomy anywhere or he posts on their posts
when ppl think thomy doesnt have his priorities straight (he doesnt)
when ppl think thomy is god
when ppl complain about the new items but buy and use them anyway
when ppl want old emps back but also new updates cause its only bugfixes

when ppl only want an answer from mods cause players are apparently unable to tell them where to find a certain item

- ppl that cant properly quote quotes that are bigger than their writing area in the reply section
- mods complaining about players asking them for all kinds of favours cause theyre mods
- mods not complaining about how easy it is to sell something for them
- ppl that have no idea what a spacebar is
- ppl that randomly go afk in the middle of a conversation and then continue 5h later like nothing happened
- girls on the internet
- ppl that fuck up the staff team topic :kappa:
- hypocrits:

when ppl have an identity crisis

josh
achievements section
josh
josh' replies
ppl who think josh's replies are legit and actually respond to it
screenshots of bugs
josh
did i say josh? josh.

when yaz almost literally thanks every reply like it's his job

ppl that dont get the emps forum is not for shameless (self) advertising

when players want old content, dont know why they want it, and dont seem to find a balanced way to put it ingame, and suggest it nonetheless to defend it to their death (or in this case: defend it till their last argument 'i will quit this game' is the last option)

when updates gives game new npcs and they get milked so hard in the first 2 days that they wont be killed for the rest of the year (lookin at u corp)

when i get pms from drugs and king125 and i have to block my pm again for an undefined period of time

or: when entitled foreigners think the sb rules dont apply to them and their helpdesk ticket is special

when sotw is dead as fuck but it still gets treated like a baby that needs to be fed

when the internet goes off and you have no other choice than to get high and stare at the ceiling for the rest of the night

When you're eating popcorn because two forum users who both think theyre hot shit who don't wanna be touched have an argument in a postcount section

when sotw entries have gone down to a total of exactly 1, with the perfect opportunity to use selena as render

when drugs spams your PM cuz u left it accidently open after some business

when ppl obviously were told you gotta stay active to keep it

when you're waiting for your elevator in uni (its 9 floors), you finally get in at floor 0, it stops again at floor 1 and some white bitches get in to go to fucking floor 2 while u gotta go to 6.

when ppl fap 4h to emps world girl

When there's guaranteed always one player per day that you login that tells you that 'oldschool emps best new emps fail plz oldschool world then we get back 1000 players instantly vesta stupid pk ruined my city all quit' and you know it's useless to try and convince him that maybe very maybe all private servers lost players due to aging and osrs.

People who take actions into their own hands because they follow whatever religion so the rules don't apply to them cuz god overrules all yakno
(also accounts for emps ppl and irl)

When your cosplay is full of spikes and people seem not to understand to stay atleast a feet away from me and that, despite looking awesome, it is NO invitation to touch me or my armour lol

when ppl grind strykewyrms cuz they dont need food to grind

When players think they can treat everyone like dogs and poorly written provoking feedback is gonna improve anything

when ppl report bugs 'yo i don't liek it when my pest token examine says thank you for donating' and u lookin through spaghetti code to see why the hell it would ever be considered a donator item and you add an exception in there somewhere cuz you dont gif a fuck

When people get banned for offensive language then continue to use the exact same language in a forum post and expect no consequences

When the gemcrafting bug still isnt fixed and ppl keep reporting it

when lendscam is no longer allowed and martin is the only one that deals with them but only bans the ppl getting lendscam with old schools and asks 'what' on every other lendscam ticket

yaz: 'when mary uses her championship riven icon to duo que'

when triangle dot posts rs features as innovative must-add ideas in 10 different topics

when ppl start a discussion on a completely troll off-topic thread meant to make fun in an completely innocent and stereotyping way

people that are making topics to discuss something yet do not bring anything in there that resembles an opinion from themselves to start off with

when ppl double post/reply to their own topic cuz they dont know how to edit their previous post

when runeserver noobs that just started a server and wanna make bank pm you for free custom models every other week because they saw my topic which clearly says models are not for free

when ur 1200$ laptop shits out even before warranty expires and u bought it of this value cuz u expect to get quality

when ur laptop randomly dies and repair says its no warranty covered cuz a piece clipped off at a corner and they only wanna replace the case (for a repair fee) and not the actual still unknown reason of malfunction.

when u disclose the font you used for them cheap ass sigs and 75% of forums now has a sig like that in all colors of the rainbow and a dozen double titles

when ppl automatically assume the sig was staff only because only staff requested it

rich entitled kids piss me off so much

that there always seem to be a huge group of people that somehow magically manage to break the emps client and cant play

I'm so horny

when staff members have to judge for themselves whether or not theyre too inactive to stay on the team

When ppl write a three word suggestion that might have potential but dont put any effort in it and it gets flamed to shit

when theres yet another player complaining about the graphics and how 317 was so good when literally the only 'difference' is this

when tulrak doesn't thank your post

ohwait

when setting up a league game with arjen takes longer than his mutes

in purple
http://i.imgur.com/3ZbZ3Hj.png

"ppl who bitch about pokmn go"

poorly raised kids

when someone keeps typing all his topic titles in all caps

quote one of those that is not legit pissing you off then

39.

Quote from: Mary on September 15, 2015, 02:33:11 pm

I'm so horny

WHAT THE HELL YOU DO WITH 50 GP ANYWAY?

WHAT THE HELL YOU DO WITH 50 GP ANYWAY?