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Offline Stifler

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Fun jokes
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:00:39 pm »
Spread your funny jokes !
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2016, 03:01:21 pm »
your mom
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2016, 03:07:12 pm »
"You're so drunk, I hope you drive home"

Best one i've heard in a while
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2016, 03:19:08 pm »
Can't think of any at the moment but if anyone has any fish puns let minnow.
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2016, 05:28:31 pm »
Quote from: Charr on March 06, 2016, 03:19:08 pm
Can't think of any at the moment but if anyone has any fish puns let minnow.

I cod tell you a few but sea they aren't the bass
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2016, 07:18:27 pm »
My name is Jafar, I come from afar, I got a bomb in my car, allah akbar ? :kappa:
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2016, 01:47:12 pm »
Quote from: Ironmandommy on March 06, 2016, 07:18:27 pm
My name is Jafar, I come from afar, I got a bomb in my car, allah akbar ? :kappa:
best of 2k16 drugs  :kappa:
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2016, 08:09:43 pm »
Quote from: Stifler on March 07, 2016, 01:47:12 pm
Quote from: Ironmandommy on March 06, 2016, 07:18:27 pm
My name is Jafar, I come from afar, I got a bomb in my car, allah akbar ? :kappa:
best of 2k16 drugs  :kappa:
Indeed
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2016, 10:56:30 pm »
your life

Quote from: Ironmandommy on March 06, 2016, 07:18:27 pm
My name is Jafar, I come from afar, I got a bomb in my car, allah akbar ? :kappa:
Drugs [27|Jan 02:42 am]:   My name is Jafar :kappa: I come from Afar :kappa: there's a bomb in my car :kappa: Allah Akbar

???
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2016, 11:16:23 am »
whats DJ Khaled favorite number?
11
because it got another one. :kappa:
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2016, 11:21:31 am »
Quote from: Smd Bkz on March 08, 2016, 11:16:23 am
whats DJ Khaled favorite number?
11
because it got another one. :kappa:
another one
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2016, 09:54:17 pm »
Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2016, 06:59:40 pm »
Sometimes, when Nathan cried as a baby, it was because he had diarrhea and thought he was melting :kappa:
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2016, 07:09:08 pm »
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Re: Fun jokes
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2016, 07:20:57 pm »
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