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Offline Hugo Terwiss

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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2015, 10:36:26 pm »
I'm not a doctor, but I will take a look anyway.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Shall we get pizza and have sex afterwards? Or don't you like pizza?
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2015, 11:13:14 pm »
Are.you.my.dog.cause.youre.a.bitch
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2015, 11:15:31 pm »
Quote from: Drugs on October 12, 2015, 11:13:14 pm
Are.you.my.dog.cause.youre.a.bitch
smooth as butter
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2015, 11:26:56 pm »
Are you Faker? because those tits are faker than Rasmus avatar



:kappa:
« Last Edit: October 12, 2015, 11:38:11 pm by Suryoyo K0 »
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2015, 12:04:35 am »
"I don't want to be a mod"
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #65 on: October 13, 2015, 04:19:57 am »
Quote from: Suryoyo K0 on October 12, 2015, 11:26:56 pm
Are you Faker? because those tits are faker than Rasmus avatar



:kappa:
You tell me my tits are fake????????????
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #66 on: October 13, 2015, 06:21:01 am »
hi grill wanna ride
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #67 on: October 13, 2015, 10:04:38 am »
Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2015, 10:40:12 am »
Quote from: Freestuffyay on October 13, 2015, 10:04:38 am
Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
do i know you, because ive seen this joke before on this topic ???
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2015, 10:46:45 am »
Quote from: Charr on June 26, 2015, 08:15:00 pm
"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."
Quote from: Freestuffyay on October 13, 2015, 10:04:38 am
Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture

Hey girl is your thieving level 99 because you just stole my heart line
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2015, 11:55:06 am »
I have a job for you, but it blows.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2015, 11:58:23 am »
Quote from: Charr on October 13, 2015, 10:46:45 am

Hey girl is your thieving level 99 because you just stole my heart line
Hey girl is your fletching lvl 99? because you sure know how to fletch my dick
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2015, 01:10:54 pm »
Are you 99 Smithing coz i wanna bang you against that anvil. :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2015, 02:31:00 pm »
hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u

wat
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2015, 02:32:11 pm »
Quote from: Drugs on October 13, 2015, 02:31:00 pm
hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u

wat

That requires 99 Attack. :kappa:
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