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Offline Big Chris

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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2015, 12:32:22 pm »
Are you the build up of cartilage in joints they call osteoarthritis?







Because you've got me weak at the knees
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2015, 03:24:13 pm »
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2015, 05:13:57 pm »
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2015, 05:55:39 pm »
Quote from: Bubblebeam2 on October 10, 2015, 06:19:28 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 10, 2015, 06:10:27 pm
Quote from: Keiskelar on October 10, 2015, 04:59:08 pm
Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth

It's Karel's originally.
They all stole my joke on 10th of october :(
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2015, 06:11:30 pm »
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



This had me too good lmfao. Just saw that gif on facebook aswell lmfao omg
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm »
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2015, 06:48:20 pm »
Quote from: Someone12116 on October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2015, 06:57:03 pm »
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 06:48:20 pm
Quote from: Someone12116 on October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )

shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?

@icedrags (and he get notified).

But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2015, 07:00:39 pm »
Quote from: Avenus on October 11, 2015, 06:57:03 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 06:48:20 pm
Quote from: Someone12116 on October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )

shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?

@icedrags (and he get notified).

But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
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Offline Drugs

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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2015, 07:21:14 pm »
Quote from: Avenus on October 11, 2015, 06:57:03 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 06:48:20 pm
Quote from: Someone12116 on October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )

shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?

@icedrags (and he get notified).

But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
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Maybe
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2015, 09:19:39 pm »
is that phone in ur pocket?

because your booty is calling me.
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2015, 10:04:00 pm »
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 06:48:20 pm
Quote from: Someone12116 on October 11, 2015, 06:17:47 pm
Quote from: Mary on October 11, 2015, 11:45:12 am
Quote from: Icedrags on October 11, 2015, 11:26:54 am
"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin 



WAS

Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
Can approve, works everytime  ;)
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2015, 12:00:20 am »
Karel be like:


Do you wanna do drugs?

and i'm not talking about getting high.


:kappa:


« Last Edit: October 12, 2015, 12:20:27 am by Suryoyo K0 »
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2015, 12:21:59 am »
Quote from: Suryoyo K0 on October 12, 2015, 12:00:20 am
Karel be like:


Do you wanna do drugs?

and i'm not talking about getting high.


:kappa:
Do.you.wanna.do.suryoyo_k0

no

well.good.im.not.suryoyo_k0 :-*
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Re: Best pickup line?
« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2015, 07:56:48 pm »
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My ****.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.




« Last Edit: October 12, 2015, 07:58:38 pm by Keiskelar »
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