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April Fool's patch notes
« on: March 31, 2018, 09:18:18 pm »
Hey guys,

Todays update contains mainly bugfixes and QoL changes. I've also worked on improving Duel Arena's staking system and how the whole thing is handled.

Duel Arena changes


I wasn't happy how Duel Arena is always bugged and players keep hitting a lot of 0s and how people always get cleaned. My goal is to change
this and have prepared a fix how our players can hold their wealth for a longer time period. Duel Arena has also received some QoL changes.
  • You can now take loans from Duel Arena banker.
  • Duel Arena's name was changed to Sand Casino.
  • Minium hit at Sand Casino is now 7. 7 Being the lucky number.
  • I've moved our servers to Dubai. This way our players from middle east has a connection advantage at Sand Casino.
  • FPS rate at Sand Casino is capped at 3. This way you're constantly lagging and can hold your wealth much longer. This means if your FPS was 60 before this change you will hold your wealth now 20x longer.
  • Spamming bunny hop emote at Sand Casino will now double your damage.
  • Arab luck was buffed. You now get +10% chance of winning when you connect from Middle Eastern area.

Bugfixes & changes

I've worked really hard to improve the game overall and fixed a lot of bugs recently! Main goal is to make the game more enjoyable for everyone.
  • Charr now has 250m slayer experience
  • Due to a database error everyone's stats were reset
  • Bob's name was reverted. He's now called Bob.
  • West Ardougne casino is now open.
  • Graham was added back to staff list. This was a bug and is now fixed
  • Yk'Lagor is now called Igor.
  • Drugs is now an administrator
  • Wilderness seemed a bit dead. Added bots to Wilderness with similar AI as Thomy NPC near Crating Guild.
  • You can now get banned for smuggling vodka from Karamja.
  • ::plzfreeags No longer works
  • Joshiee's year book is now burnt.
  • White and black knights are now called Knights because this was slightly racist before.
  • Volvo.
  • You now have 10 ring slots. Makes sense with 10 fingers.
  • Jonneh is codeing Emps again.
  • You can now mine 'perfect' gold ores and smelt them to 'perfect' gold bars.
  • Humid is no longer suk.
  • J H A M now correctly wears d butz.
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Re: April Fool's patch notes
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2018, 09:40:09 pm »
ok
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Re: April Fool's patch notes
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2018, 05:39:34 am »
    Quote from: Jp on March 31, 2018, 09:18:18 pm
    • Bob's name was reverted. He's now called Bob.

    I think you meant reversed.

    If I connect through a VPN of a middle eastern country, will I get the boost?  :o
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #3 on: April 01, 2018, 07:30:30 am »
    Quote from: Jp on March 31, 2018, 09:18:18 pm
    • Charr now has 250m slayer experience
    • Due to a database error everyone's stats were reset


    It's going great for your very first update JP! Love the bugfixes!  ;D ;D
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #4 on: April 01, 2018, 12:57:27 pm »
    been waiting a long while for this volvo update, thx jp
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #5 on: April 01, 2018, 04:52:46 pm »
    • Thomy didn't delete the database
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #6 on: April 01, 2018, 04:56:02 pm »
    Quote from: Drugs on April 01, 2018, 04:52:46 pm
    • Thomy didn't delete the database
    (09:50:49) Graham Edgecombe: uh
    (09:50:51) Graham Edgecombe: thomy
    (09:50:59) Graham Edgecombe: there are only 300 accounts in the character table
    (09:51:02) Graham Edgecombe: did you import the whole database?
    (09:51:18) Thomy: actually no
    (09:51:20) Thomy: just that table
    (09:51:31) Thomy: wtf -.-
    (09:51:34) Graham Edgecombe: look in phpmyadmin
    (09:51:37) Graham Edgecombe: you've wiped the database
    (09:51:41) Thomy: yeah -.-
    (09:52:08) Thomy: how could that have happened :S
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #7 on: April 01, 2018, 05:56:10 pm »
    Great to see a good update for once
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #8 on: April 01, 2018, 07:25:09 pm »

    Pepe best emote
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #9 on: April 05, 2018, 08:20:42 am »
    this post is absolute gold
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    Re: April Fool's patch notes
    « Reply #10 on: April 29, 2018, 11:53:27 pm »
    Best thing on this whole site.

    "Joshiee's year book is now burnt."

    This tho.
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