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General Discussion / Re: Why emps-world suck

« on: March 02, 2015, 01:36:19 pm »

RIP Lasse. LOL

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: i don't know if this is even possible...

« on: March 02, 2015, 01:23:43 pm »

Suggestion of the year goes to... ZUDIKAS158451386

Wohooo..

Such a good idea.

Yeah, lets bring cars and tractors too.

Wat

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General Discussion / Re: I need help

« on: March 01, 2015, 10:05:50 pm »

http://emps-world.net/forum/index.php?topic=479.0
I recommend you to use this, easy to understand and very helpful.

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Introductions & Farewells / Re: Well... Bye

« on: February 23, 2015, 10:57:13 pm »

We should have a rule about "false reports", he did not do that, quit making up stories.

dude u think im lieing?? He did, i swear he is a scammer ask almeloohafc he scammed hes 2 Vesta spear and m ticket i don t know what is in your head to make him mod read at goals am achievment the post from freestuffyay Everyone says hè is a scamer and hè is i gave him my fucking bank to transfer but hè don t gave dude you are drunk really drunk

Please could you tell me where "Everyone says hè is a scamer" i would like to see that, the place where Eesti 0m4b says scammer hes just Jealous, and he has hated me a long time since old emps.

idk just give my items back fagot? Why u need mine??? Is iT hard to get. that items nu yourself dude.... Kust quit fag give iT back

First of all i havent seen that kind of account called "030" and theres no trade logs of theese kind of actions, so could you please sop false accusing me of something that i did not do!!

dude... You are a failure you know you did it i swear i hope you get ebola and die fagot dont even know why i played this server with this scammer

Wise words! Farewell.

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Introductions & Farewells / Re: Goodbye Folks! :')

« on: February 18, 2015, 08:25:09 pm »

Ehm.. Studying for exams, spending time with girlfriend, driving lessons and gym? Seems difficult to perform that in short time. Talking about my own experiences fixing learning debts and spending time with girlfriend is already impossible. However good luck with that

Good bye Marek, I didn't really have the opportunity to know why you hated me at first but all I have discovered was that you're a great person.

Me and Shoaib stopped hating you already 2 months ago, nothing personal, just seeing somebody trying so hard like you did was just ridiculous and futile. I was absolutely sure you will never get moderator rank but Martin didn't think in that way. And you performed it well.

Best of luck in real life and farewell.

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Screenshots / Re: My bank

« on: February 17, 2015, 03:53:48 pm »

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Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox

« on: February 16, 2015, 02:45:13 pm »

#done

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WAT

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Spirit shields

« on: February 08, 2015, 04:40:21 pm »

It doesn't have to make sense in colors lol.

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Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox

« on: February 06, 2015, 11:13:23 am »

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Off-Topic / Re: Create a story

« on: February 05, 2015, 11:11:00 pm »

Her Face was so beautiful, that i wasn't straight  anymore, so I kissed her left ear twice.
Then we began cuming to each others ears... whilest we were molesting two childraen and some pineapples.
Afterwards everyone died. The End. But then they came back to life.. And died again. End.
Or so they thought, but one of them discovered they had aids which killed them all.
But they found a cure so, Someone12116 put his race car on the Super Bowl XLIX field and started the engine, but then something happened In the fart system.
So he called Garfield to ask him if he can fix the cake which tasted like victory for sure.
Therefore Garfield stood up to pick up his big dog.
But the dog was too heavy so he forklifted it onto a mechanical dinosaur's saddle and Gandalf saved the porcupine from underneath the huge green potato monster.
But then another thing came up to gardfiel's mind so, he decided to fart. Everybody could smell it so they began to puke all over eachothers just like in family guy.
Few days later, Gardfiel met a girl. But it turned out she was a monkey dressed as a shemale with an addiction to big bananas, he decided to peel with the tip.. in his mouth.
Now he raped his 3 daughters that he adopted from Obama and his wife. But obama wanted them back, but didnt get em.
So he said ks amk. Looking for revenge, Obama set out on a journey to nuke Russia because its just russia.
Kim jong un got mad, and decided to blame the movie "the interview", and blames oil prices on russia.
Leading to a world war OIL WAR, you nuts m9 that causes that monkey with the banana too..
To accidentally finger mary, which was in your dreams, hopefully.
But it wasnt, so later on he tried to visit a big noob called dumbledore, just because he is the leader of the pack of noobs who live in the forest with white trees and rainbow mushrooms.
The noobs ate the mushrooms and had a badtrip so they went to sleep but then, mary came because she heard that Thomy is in her swamp.
This is my swamp. His name was shrek and he had a huge green monstrous penis in his belly button with bulging eyes that could watch everything and a head that looked like a donkey.
Which talked just like a pet turtle with sunglasses on and the donkey was the magical talking donkayyyyy that Shrek then warned to stay away from his swamp.
" Outside Donkey!!!! No Waffles!!!" In another world, a wild monkey called josh entered the wall of death to find out that his ear is filled with Inflatable tits that exploded very loudly and so the story is kill.
Or is it? Who knows... Otto Knows. That is why he the leader of super sexy gnomes, because he sucked so many dongers, that he even decided to join the 'shroom team thus.

Gr8 story

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: we need this

« on: February 05, 2015, 12:15:41 pm »

 

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Off-Topic / Re: Happy birthday Simon!

« on: February 05, 2015, 09:35:22 am »

bish u old af hfbd

This ^^

:cake:

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Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox

« on: February 03, 2015, 10:24:54 am »

Shoabi50 [03|Feb 12:59 am]:   os we hateuraitednowebcauseunomakeusandroidapp

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Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox

« on: January 29, 2015, 07:33:46 am »

No

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Off-Topic / Re: fail english ingame or shoutbox

« on: January 29, 2015, 07:09:44 am »

Drunk times with Joshiee