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« on: February 01, 2015, 03:36:59 pm »
The Final story, a thanks to estpure 16 for throwing it all together.
Her Face was so beautiful, that i wasn't straight anymore, so I kissed her left ear twice.
Then we began cuming to each others ears... whilest we were molesting two childraen and some pineapples.
Afterwards everyone died. The End. But then they came back to life.. And died again. End.
Or so they thought, but one of them discovered they had aids which killed them all.
But they found a cure so, Someone12116 put his race car on the Super Bowl XLIX field and started the engine, but then something happened In the fart system.
So he called Garfield to ask him if he can fix the cake which tasted like victory for sure.
Therefore Garfield stood up to pick up his big dog.
But the dog was too heavy so he forklifted it onto a mechanical dinosaur's saddle and Gandalf saved the porcupine from underneath the huge green potato monster.
But then another thing came up to gardfiel's mind so, he decided to fart. Everybody could smell it so they began to puke all over eachothers just like in family guy.
Few days later, Gardfiel met a girl. But it turned out she was a monkey dressed as a shemale with an addiction to big bananas, he decided to peel with the tip.. in his mouth.
Now he raped his 3 daughters that he adopted from Obama and his wife. But obama wanted them back, but didnt get em.
So he said ks amk. Looking for revenge, Obama set out on a journey to nuke Russia because its just russia.
Kim jong un got mad, and decided to blame the movie "the interview", and blames oil prices on russia.
Leading to a world war OIL WAR, you nuts m9 that causes that monkey with the banana too..
To accidentally finger mary, which was in your dreams, hopefully.
But it wasnt, so later on he tried to visit a big noob called dumbledore, just because he is the leader of the pack of noobs who live in the forest with white trees and rainbow mushrooms.
The noobs ate the mushrooms and had a badtrip so they went to sleep but then, mary came because she heard that Thomy is in her swamp.
This is my swamp. His name was shrek and he had a huge green monstrous penis in his belly button with bulging eyes that could watch everything and a head that looked like a donkey.
Which talked just like a pet turtle with sunglasses on and the donkey was the magical talking donkayyyyy that Shrek then warned to stay away from his swamp.
" Outside Donkey!!!! No Waffles!!!" In another world, a wild monkey called josh entered the wall of death to find out that his ear is filled with Inflatable tits that exploded very loudly and so the story is kill.
Or is it? Who knows... Otto Knows. That is why he the leader of super sexy gnomes, because he sucked so many dongers, that he even decided to join the 'shroom team thus leading to the end.
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