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General Discussion / Re: What sort of event do you like?

« on: February 25, 2019, 04:19:58 pm »

Christmas event

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Screenshots / Re: First maxed skiller!

« on: February 16, 2019, 01:50:21 pm »

This guy is pretty good too https://emps-world.net/hiscores#player,mining_purez No idea who he is

guess he is referring to the slayer level

Can’t take your skiller account seriously though because you didn’t accomplish anything as a cb 3 if you had to reset all your cb stats

Also minus points for not being cb3

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: February 05, 2019, 06:45:16 pm »

Emps after all the event managers:

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Scoreboard (Hall of Fame)

« on: January 22, 2019, 06:18:28 pm »

most exp gained in the past 24hours would be interesting to add there

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Completionist

« on: January 17, 2019, 11:20:08 am »

Now get some merch made, easy money.

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: January 14, 2019, 07:59:46 pm »

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General Discussion / Re: Dear Thomy

« on: December 25, 2018, 09:43:37 am »

Hey The Rapist, cut back on whatever you had too much of for christmas

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Events / Re: Creative Minds

« on: December 24, 2018, 10:00:28 am »

Now, everybody from the Bar-bar-ian
Put your motherfucking swords up and follow me!
Everybody from the Bar-bar-ian
Put your motherfucking swords up! Look, look...
Now, while Thomy stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his swords up
This Emps-World's got you gassed up
Now, who's afraid of the Kluke comeback?
One, two, three, and to the four
One stake, two stake, three stake, four
Four stake, three stake, two stake, one
You're Paki, he's Paki, no Pakis, none
This guy ain't no motherfucking admin
I know every dream he’s had about emps-scape times
I am white, I am a fucking cb3
I do train woodcutting with my mom
My boy Drugs is an Uncle Kar
I do got a dumb friend named Cjkins’
Who steals a few airfresheners for his friends
I did get jumped by all six of your a7e
And Wg did fuck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the Emps-World!"

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Clans / Re: Bigdicks - Ironman clan

« on: December 23, 2018, 10:46:07 am »

i still dont get it

you don’t get a big dick by just reading about it.

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Clans / Re: Bigdicks - Ironman clan

« on: November 28, 2018, 09:04:28 am »

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

Lately it’s been brought to my knowledge that certain member of our beloved staff team has started to spread a false narrative considering the activity of our Bigdicks clan. Therefore I would like to reassure you that this is completely and utterly FALSE NEWS. Bigdicks members have been with emps-world through its toughest times and will continue to support the game from the shadows for the foreseeable future. Our dicks have never been bigger and we are proud to serve the duty we have taken in the eyes of the society. #NotGoneNotForgotten

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Off-Topic / Re: What song are you listening to now?

« on: November 03, 2018, 04:20:16 pm »

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Off-Topic / Re: fake thomy

« on: October 19, 2018, 09:50:06 am »

Mfw people think it’s the real thomer 

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Off-Topic / Re: What song are you listening to now?

« on: October 12, 2018, 05:00:19 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNhOgS3BHjw

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Clans / Re: Bigdicks - Ironman clan

« on: October 07, 2018, 09:11:52 pm »

Was great Bigdicks event guise, thanks for coming! Sorry the pics got lost in the process but the memories we created will last forever!

Stay hard boisJustToBump!

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Showcase / Re: Spooky

« on: October 06, 2018, 10:38:28 pm »

"Impressive" is an understatement for this. Very well done!