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Update Notes / Re: Updates 20/03/2015
« on: March 20, 2015, 05:44:34 pm »
Hey guys,

Today, I'm presenting you some changes to do something against the current situation in Emps-World. We have the problem of too little high level gear being in the game. On top of that, some people are just hoarding valuable items, making it impossible for others to get some! I'm therefore lowering npc combat power in general. That means that their attacks hit less often and you hit non-zeros on them more frequently. Besides that, we've also moved the GWD kill count required to enter the boss chamber, from 20 to 10.





I've also made a list of smaller changes:
  • Right-click 'Rewards' on any slayer master now opens the slayer point reward shop.
  • Slayer point reward shop now correctly displays current amount of SP.
  • A bug was fixed where npcs were quickly walking from one spot to another.
  • Magic spells splash less often. Hitting 0 with magic was always defined as a splash. If you hit 0 with magic, you now have a 50% chance to splash. That means that the other 50% of your splashes from before just hit 0 now. This sounds stupid, because you do no damage anyway? Not completely true, a splash doesn't trigger spell effects, whereas a 0 hit does!
  • Nechryaels no longer stop attacking you.
  • Client rendering improvements. People who use the openGL client should experience a bit smoother gameplay and higher fps rates.
  • Mud- & Battlestaves can now be noted.
  • Tyras guard in falador has 2 new teleport options: Warrior's Guild and Pest Control.
  • An edgeville teleport tab has been added to the voting shop. You get 5 tabs for 1 VP.

All the best,
Thomy

Nice, yet no ge which should be priority number one. People spending to much time selling/buying items. It's also the reason why pking is dead

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Update Notes / Re: Updates 22/02/15
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:02:56 am »
Nice updates;D


We want to know a ETA on Ge release. Does not have to be the spot on date, just week/month will do

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General Discussion / Might be the reason you lagg
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:55:21 pm »
Well I just discovered that if you have a movie/youtube video link open in background it will drop your fps by half.
Found this while listning to plug.dj.  Had like 40 fps and it dropped down to like 15-20 when I had plug dj open in background. By background I mean its the page your browser currently focus on in background. So to improve your fps make sure browser doesn't focus on something playing in background.

I have tested this.  I hope this will improve your game play, it did for me at least.


 

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General Discussion / Re: About Frost dragons
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:49:25 pm »
I would go with option 2 for obvious reasons. Here is my math=more exp=market runs=price goes up=less time spending burying bones=will be wanted by most people who want to train prayer=frost killing is back into the game.

Logic is not that bad

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General Discussion / Re: About Duel Arena
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:22:31 pm »
Well this is sort of scamming. If you both agreed to use "special rules" and if he confirms, you should be able to report him with video evidence.

This is like the zamorak spear/addy hasta scam. You agreed to trade for zammy spear but get a addy hasta.
These ppl got their punishment.

And therefore I consider this the same thing. Anyone attempting to scam should be punished.

The people above me are just mad.


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Goals & Achievements / Re: Gonna Try 100 Bandos Drop Log
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:21:49 pm »
Good luck homie.

By the way, that yellow text makes me blind

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Introductions & Farewells / Re: Goodbye Folks! :')
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:18:07 pm »
Omg man, no. Why? Well I know why but still. You don't have to quit completely, just log in few min here and there.

Man I'm going to miss you. =(

Good luck with your studies, I have been there as well.

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Resolved Bug Reports / Re: 120 hp? how
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:20:17 pm »
Did you drink a S brew by any chance?

No, I did not. According to estpure16, u get this glitch by drinking zamorak brews

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Resolved Bug Reports / 120 hp? how
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:07:20 pm »
So I was pking, had 120 hp. Now i did not have sara brews. so idk how my hp went to 120. It went down after few mins but here is a picture

http://gyazo.com/5f14cc6563a7784a5613e7fe7b766a5c


This is a bug because i banged 60's with dh at hp of 60+

idk how it happend, just reporting that it happend

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Off-Topic / Re: Guess
« on: January 26, 2015, 05:17:44 am »
I guess you are guess.

insta win m8

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Off-Topic / How to get rekt by a coke bottle
« on: January 26, 2015, 04:43:14 am »
Backstory:
I did end work at 9:30 pm today, so I went to the supermarket on my way home and bought 1.5l Coke bottle. Then i biked home with the coke bottle.

when i got home, I took a shower than I did put the coke bottle in the freezer.  I played emps world for few hours,till 2 Am.
Then I decided to watch the serie called "Suits" on netflix. After 4 eps, i got tierd and wanted to log back in on emps at 5 am.


That is when the actually story begins. Basicly I started to feel tierd and I did remember that i did put the coke bottle in the freezer, so i obviously went for it.
Sadly, It did get shaked when I did bike. Ofcourse I didn't think about that when i tried to open the frozen coke bottle. When i was about to open the bottle,if freaking exploded over all the place. I got hit and it did hurt. Do you guys know what happens when u put mentos inside a coke bottle? yeh that happend but with 10x speed and it was icy. That being said, I had to clean my kitchen for 40 min because the coke was everywhere.

So what did i end up with ?
1. 40 min of cleaning the mess
2. heart attack
3. red mark on my forhead.
4.no coke, but ice.
5. a Coke shower.

And I also learned, Don't stay up to long, that is when the bad things are about to happen.
I still think, something bad is going to happen to me soon

And this is how you get rekt by a coke bottle.


r.i.p porno

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Add sell x?
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:29:12 pm »
I kinda agree with this suggestion. But only if for selling though.
This is only suggested for selling, and not buying, Stuff will run out quick if they add buy x or buy 100. Either way, Thomy said he was working on Ge. So that might come the moment of sucess to Emps. Sometimes it takes hours to sell items,these hours could be put into playing the game instead of trying to market.


Adding Sell 100 would be good.

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General Discussion / Re: Store limits
« on: January 19, 2015, 11:26:29 pm »
Only d arrows has a server ban trigger on it atm.
Thank you, thought it was for every item.

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General Discussion / Store limits
« on: January 19, 2015, 09:55:57 pm »
So apparently,there is a limit added to selling items to general store. a guy got banned for selling 500 dragon arrows to the shop. I asked mod Mary about it and confirmed that there is a limit to sell to the shop.  I currently have 10k perfect gold bars(1b cash), ( bought because i couldn't hold any more cash, I won 2b from emps legend). Now my question is, how am i supposed to sell the 10k perfect gold bars without getting banned by the limit system? At least let us know how many items we can sell a day to the store.

Thoughts?

I'm planing to purchase dh sets with the perfect gold bars, for my pk video.

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Suggestions & Ideas / Add sell x?
« on: January 19, 2015, 02:31:48 pm »
Well, why not add "sell x" or "sell 100" instead of selling 10 at a time to the shops?it's kinda annoying to sell stuff to the general store as it take long time to do.
So why not?
Would also be a simple to code.

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