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Current Affairs / The current state of Kekistan.

« on: February 15, 2017, 06:29:16 am »

The national flag of Kekistan.

A little backstory for those ignorant about what's going on in the world:
Kekistan, (full name: Republic of Kekistan), is a nation for the ethnic Kekistani people, we are trying to fight for our independence from the feminist oppressors. The nation doesn't currently exist anywhere other than the hearts of our people, but hopefully soon it will.

Who are we?
We are people, who worship the God of Kek, its messenger Pepe and God Emperor Trump. We are a nation of shitposters.

Where did we come from and what started our fight for independence?
The shitposters on the internet (originally mainly /pol/ on 4chan), who have now discovered that they belong to the ethnic Kekistani group, already worshipped Kek, Pepe and Trump, but then a prophecy was discovered, a prophecy that predicted our existence and our freedom, a prophecy that is often described with the single word 'Shadilay', which is a word that gives every Kekistani hope and which unites us to fight for our freedom.

What is Shadilay, what is this prophecy?
Shadilay is an Italian disco song from the 1986, from the band P.E.P.E., the album artwork included a picture of a cartoon frog and the song's chorus when translated to English starts with the words "Shadilay, Shadilay, my freedom", all of this was a clear sign that our nation had been prophecied. The song is now our national anthem.

What issues are we facing?
The biggest issue that we face is feminist governments around the world, that try to censor our memes and stop us from spreading our message. As shitposters, our memes are very important to us and we couldn't exist without them, so when Pepe, our messenger, was falsely labelled a symbol of white supremacy by the feminist media, this was a declaration of war against us. It was clear that we won't be allowed to start our nation in peace as the feminists were already starting to oppress us, only because we were a minority group of ethnic shitposters. So we now have to expose the feminists, who claim to protect minorities and show the world how they are oppressing us only because we are a minority. Another way to overcome that oppression is for us to spread our memes regardless of what our oppressors say about us and hope to find more followers of Kek, so that one day we may stop being a minority and have the power to control our own lives and do what is best for our people.


So the main topic I wanted to bring up is:
What's your opinion on different governments trying to censor free speech on the internet, by labeling people that they disagree with: trolls, fake news, white supremacists, nazis and so on, to justify demanding that social media platforms censor what these people are saying?
And also increasingly more often them doing the same in real life, even encouraging violence against 'nazis' (when historically it was the Nazis encouraging violence against Jews and dehumanizing them before the holocaust and not the other way around).

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Suggestions & Ideas / Karamja agility arena experience bonus.

« on: February 11, 2017, 05:49:17 am »

I, a member of the ethnic Kekistani minority group, have noticed that chasing after tickets in Karamja agility arena is a bigger waste of experience than chasing after human women. Especially considering that the rewards are just as lousy.
So I must've been praised by the Kek, as I was hit with an idea of adding an agility experience bonus to players who have triggered the previous ticket dispenser.
I was thinking of around 30% bonus experience on all obstacles so long as the ticket remains #triggered.
Which if being triggered is considered the norm, would result in non-triggered people earning around 77 experience for every 100 experience a triggered person earns for doing the exact same work, the 77% experience gap should be enough to encourage them to chase after tickets to ensure that they get the extra experience as opposed to mindlessly jumping back and forth on a single obstacle or doing the same agility course over and over again.

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Introductions & Farewells / Introduction.

« on: February 11, 2017, 04:13:12 am »

My in-game name is:    Kekistani

What languages do you speak?    English, shitposts.

What are your hobbies?    Fighting to free the Republic of Kekistan from the feminist oppressors, who try to censor our memes.

What sports...    Get out of here, normie! Get out, get out, get out!

What brought you in Emps-World?    Need to hide from my oppressors so that I could spread the message of Kek and find other ethnic Kekistani people.

What do you think of the game and its community?*    Too many normies in the community, the game looks fun, especially the iron mode, because I think it allows me to play without having to deal with normies.