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Off-Topic / How to get rekt by a coke bottle
« on: January 26, 2015, 04:43:14 am »
Backstory:
I did end work at 9:30 pm today, so I went to the supermarket on my way home and bought 1.5l Coke bottle. Then i biked home with the coke bottle.

when i got home, I took a shower than I did put the coke bottle in the freezer.  I played emps world for few hours,till 2 Am.
Then I decided to watch the serie called "Suits" on netflix. After 4 eps, i got tierd and wanted to log back in on emps at 5 am.


That is when the actually story begins. Basicly I started to feel tierd and I did remember that i did put the coke bottle in the freezer, so i obviously went for it.
Sadly, It did get shaked when I did bike. Ofcourse I didn't think about that when i tried to open the frozen coke bottle. When i was about to open the bottle,if freaking exploded over all the place. I got hit and it did hurt. Do you guys know what happens when u put mentos inside a coke bottle? yeh that happend but with 10x speed and it was icy. That being said, I had to clean my kitchen for 40 min because the coke was everywhere.

So what did i end up with ?
1. 40 min of cleaning the mess
2. heart attack
3. red mark on my forhead.
4.no coke, but ice.
5. a Coke shower.

And I also learned, Don't stay up to long, that is when the bad things are about to happen.
I still think, something bad is going to happen to me soon

And this is how you get rekt by a coke bottle.


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