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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: August 17, 2016, 10:49:27 pm »

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBO :batman:

*removed by request*
(thanks to drugs 4 photoshop & aaron 4 wordpun)

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General Discussion / Re: Lets do this togehter

« on: June 08, 2016, 06:21:27 pm »

had the luxury of affording my own printer recently, i got these ready for handout at my college tmorro DO UR PART TOO

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Current Affairs / Re: the f word

« on: June 02, 2016, 05:59:41 pm »

I feel like modern feminists are not trying to make both genders equal, they are trying to make femininity superior to masculinity. That's just me.

See.. this is what I'm talking about, people like this are the reason that women are afraid to play Emps at night.
and this hate speech has been here since last night, nothing was done about it, just another proof how sexist this community is.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against equality. But some feminists forget the whole idea behind feminism and just ruin it's representation.

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Debates / Re: Globalization

« on: April 14, 2016, 08:12:54 pm »

I'm gonna be a rebel and ask you a question instead.

Is a culture bound to an area marked by borders or to people of that culture?

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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: February 23, 2016, 02:15:00 pm »

Me & my girlfriend.

Which BMW you own?

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General Discussion / Re: Underrated/overrated items

« on: January 27, 2016, 04:55:17 pm »

underrated :kappa:

But it's true tho

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Guides / Re: Emps script: Write your own quest!

« on: January 27, 2016, 02:20:43 pm »

Code: [Select]

d = quest_options
opt | 159 "Begin quest" | gnomechild

d = gnomechild
if $q_gnomechild == 0 gnomechild_begin
if $q_gnomechild == 1 gnomechild_check

d = gnomechild_begin
npc "Got any of that good shit, yeah?"
plr "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???"
npc "Bring me 12 guam leafs."
qst "Help the gnome child in his dank quest?" "Ok" | gnomechild_cont "Ok" | gnomechild_cont

d = gnomechild_cont
npc "Ty m8." $q_gnomechild = 1

d = gnomechild_check
npc "You brought the good shit?"
if hasItem({249, 12}) gnomechild_finish else gnomechild_scam


d = gnomechild_finish
delItem(249, 12)
npc "Yeah thats the shit. Good shit m8. Ty." $q_gnomechild = 2

d = gnomechild_scam
npc "You tryin to foken scam me m7?"
plr "Cheeky little shit m8 I'll bash ur head in I swear on me nan."


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Screenshots / Re: Im like holy shit

« on: January 26, 2016, 06:14:20 pm »

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Current Affairs / Re: 13.11.2015 Terrorist attacks in Paris

« on: November 14, 2015, 05:19:54 pm »

>same shit happening constantly in many unstable middle eastern countries
>whogivesafuck.jpg
>paris
>allthefucks.bmp

Don't get me wrong, it's horrible and all, but at least have the decency to value human lives more equally. Why does the event in Paris deserve this "prayer" but a child whose parents are killed in a terror attack in a middle eastern country deserves none of the sympathy? kinda sad

/end unpopularOpinion

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: October 08, 2015, 09:42:44 pm »

Cava tipping intensifies.

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Off-Topic / Re: Best botting excuses?

« on: September 17, 2015, 12:43:51 pm »

I went outside to smoke and took my wireless mouse with me to continue training thieving.

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Goals & Achievements / Re: Administrator promotions

« on: August 24, 2015, 05:49:21 pm »

Congrats bart!

And lol

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Goals & Achievements / Re: New forum moderator

« on: August 15, 2015, 01:44:59 pm »

Despite our disagreements on ''few'' things, I must saying you should prove to be a quite capable forum moderator considering your history as an admin Gratz!

Oh and Martin, I no longer have to wonder why Thomy discusses and tests updates with Mary rather than with you LOL

gz, like you more then
otto the offensive

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Well tbh it's not like Forum Moderation is brain surgery. Anyone with 1/4 of a brain could do it properly.

Anyways, congrats Josh.

Now someone edit the god forsaken staff list.

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General Discussion / Re: Pls help

« on: July 17, 2015, 05:31:32 am »

Show tits, call mary a whore,bitch about some crap in the shoutbox and then leave

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General Discussion / Re: Good onehanded weapon?

« on: April 19, 2015, 05:45:03 pm »

But wait! There's more! For JUST 1.5-2m you could get an AMAZING abyssal WHIP! Just THINK, it costs atleast 10 MILLION geepees less while the ONLY downsides are that it has 1 LESS maxhit and you cant train strength with it! But that's not a minus, is it? EVERYONE knows that only beginners rely of BRUTE force! True combat masters don't NEED strength to lash at their opponents! They just lash at their vulnerabilities!