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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Karamja agility arena experience bonus.

« on: February 15, 2017, 04:02:46 pm »

Fixing parts is an improvement, yes. If it's done as a whole however, you will have a hand instead of five fingers and a palm. The latter doesn't have as much of a capacity to hold on.

The developers aren't going to rewrite the whole thing anyway and there's no reason why they should unless you come up with a completely original system, which you most likely won't. We're going to have to add and remove fingers until we end up with a decent hand anyway. Until then, I wouldn't expect this update to take more than a few minutes, considering that we already have a bonus xp feature in the game or they can just add an if statement that checks whether the ticket dispenser has been tagged before agility experience is awarded. It wouldn't save agility but it would be a step closer to a better future.

Why do that when I can suggest a full rework instead? Suggestion coming soon™.

Try to focus on more diverse ways to train agility, I don't mean forcing people to use obstacles of different colors, but something that has some variety and isn't always the same, which the Karamja course is closest to, which is why it would be a good idea to promote it until you come up with something better. Good luck.

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Current Affairs / Re: The current state of Kekistan.

« on: February 15, 2017, 01:01:29 pm »

Do any of you have an opinion on the subject that I brought up?

Idk what you're on about given that /pol/ has won 2016.

So the main topic I wanted to bring up is:
What's your opinion on different governments trying to censor free speech on the internet, by labeling people that they disagree with: trolls, fake news, white supremacists, nazis and so on, to justify demanding that social media platforms censor what these people are saying?
And also increasingly more often them doing the same in real life, even encouraging violence against 'nazis'.

What the media is doing and politicians as well as celebrities are supporting. Fake news is so much of a buzzword these days that I don't think that I even need to provide sources for the fake news claims or for the claims that people's opinions don't matter because they're trolls, white supremacists or nazis.

Don't judge a post by its title alone. I couldn't write all the details in there.

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Current Affairs / Re: The current state of Kekistan.

« on: February 15, 2017, 12:49:52 pm »

Do any of you have an opinion on the subject that I brought up? Governments and media trying to silence people, who have the 'wrong' political opinion and all the fake news claims, often used to discredit facts that go against the opinion that the government and media want people to have?

I appreciate the discussion about memes, but can we please discuss the topic?
Shadilay.

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Current Affairs / The current state of Kekistan.

« on: February 15, 2017, 06:29:16 am »

The national flag of Kekistan.

A little backstory for those ignorant about what's going on in the world:
Kekistan, (full name: Republic of Kekistan), is a nation for the ethnic Kekistani people, we are trying to fight for our independence from the feminist oppressors. The nation doesn't currently exist anywhere other than the hearts of our people, but hopefully soon it will.

Who are we?
We are people, who worship the God of Kek, its messenger Pepe and God Emperor Trump. We are a nation of shitposters.

Where did we come from and what started our fight for independence?
The shitposters on the internet (originally mainly /pol/ on 4chan), who have now discovered that they belong to the ethnic Kekistani group, already worshipped Kek, Pepe and Trump, but then a prophecy was discovered, a prophecy that predicted our existence and our freedom, a prophecy that is often described with the single word 'Shadilay', which is a word that gives every Kekistani hope and which unites us to fight for our freedom.

What is Shadilay, what is this prophecy?
Shadilay is an Italian disco song from the 1986, from the band P.E.P.E., the album artwork included a picture of a cartoon frog and the song's chorus when translated to English starts with the words "Shadilay, Shadilay, my freedom", all of this was a clear sign that our nation had been prophecied. The song is now our national anthem.

What issues are we facing?
The biggest issue that we face is feminist governments around the world, that try to censor our memes and stop us from spreading our message. As shitposters, our memes are very important to us and we couldn't exist without them, so when Pepe, our messenger, was falsely labelled a symbol of white supremacy by the feminist media, this was a declaration of war against us. It was clear that we won't be allowed to start our nation in peace as the feminists were already starting to oppress us, only because we were a minority group of ethnic shitposters. So we now have to expose the feminists, who claim to protect minorities and show the world how they are oppressing us only because we are a minority. Another way to overcome that oppression is for us to spread our memes regardless of what our oppressors say about us and hope to find more followers of Kek, so that one day we may stop being a minority and have the power to control our own lives and do what is best for our people.


So the main topic I wanted to bring up is:
What's your opinion on different governments trying to censor free speech on the internet, by labeling people that they disagree with: trolls, fake news, white supremacists, nazis and so on, to justify demanding that social media platforms censor what these people are saying?
And also increasingly more often them doing the same in real life, even encouraging violence against 'nazis' (when historically it was the Nazis encouraging violence against Jews and dehumanizing them before the holocaust and not the other way around).

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Suggestions & Ideas / Re: Karamja agility arena experience bonus.

« on: February 15, 2017, 04:52:35 am »

In regards to the OP, I like the idea. The agility rewards in the store are quite underwhelming and therefore collecting tickets seems awfully pointless. Most people who want to train agility at Brimhaven will literally just ghost mouse going back and forward over the spinning blades until they move onto the wildy course. By making it actually worthwhile collecting tickets, you'll probably make the skill a little bit more enjoyable and I'm all for that.

First of all, the dungeon entrance is at Musa Point, not Brimhaven, Brimhaven is the town that is West of the volcano, Musa point, where the entrance is, is to the East of it.

But other than that, yes, that's the idea, we shouldn't be looking at communism when designing skills, where people get paid the same regardless of the quality of their work, but instead we should allow people to be rewarded more for better quality work.
Also if a 77% earnings gap doesn't motivate people to make better life decisions, like choosing a method of training that promises more reward as opposed to one that is the least challenging (which in this case as you mentioned is using ghost mouse), then I don't know what will.
As for the tickets, I wouldn't mind if they did have a purpose as well if there were better rewards, but I would prefer it if the actual tickets weren't the main motivation for why people should chase after them and the focus should instead be on rewarding good training practices, hence why I'm suggesting an xp bonus for people who do collect them instead of coming up with better rewards for the store, because the rewards would at best be a temporary solution, until the market is overflown with the items and it's easier to buy one than to collect the tickets.

Just wanted to clarify in case anyone didn't understand from the first post.

Agility needs a full rework.

Could be done by improving the system that we have now, we don't need a bunch of anarchists and feminists terrorizing people on the streets trying to destroy the culture we have and trying to pull down the current agility system only because they want it replaced with a bigger and more powerful agility system. We can just find the flaws in the system or come up with small ideas and let our developers improve the current system one update at a time.

Saying that agility needs a full rework is like finding a duping bug and dismissing it because the whole economy needs a full rework as there wasn't much demand for the items anyway, so people increasing the supply, which was already high, by duping, wouldn't really have an effect.
I'm sure that agility does need other improvements as well, but we should try to focus on suggestions about more specific updates, as this is going to get us closer to actually making progress, while looking at the big picture and saying that it's bad over and over again won't help us at all.

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Off-Topic / Re: Lets count to 10,000

« on: February 14, 2017, 10:24:48 am »

"END THE OPPRESSION OF THE ETHNIC KEKISTANI PEOPLE --- SHITPOSTING IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY KEKISTANI --- A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING THE INTERNET, THE SPECTRE OF PEPE --- SHITPOSTING IS NON-NEGOTIABLE --- EMBRACE SHITPOSTING OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED --- KEKISTAN WILL BE LIBERATED --- FEMINISM IS A LIE --- SHADOWBANS ARE A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO SHITPOSTING --- THE LAST SJW FALLS HERE! --- SHITPOSTING IS TRUTH! FEMINISM IS DEATH! --- KEKISTAN WILL NEVER FALL TO FEMINIST INVASION --- SJWS DETECTED ON KEKISTANI SOIL, LETHAL MEMES ENGAGED --- CULTURAL MARXISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF NORMIE --- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --- KEKOPHOBIA MUST BE STOPPED --- THE ETHNIC KEKISTANI DIASPORA WILL BE LIBERATED --- OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: POST MODERNIST CRITICAL THEORY SUPPLEMENTED BY MARXISM. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE...ZERO PERCENT --- WE MUST SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION --- END THE OPPRESSION OF THE ETHNIC KEKISTANI PEOPLE --- SHITPOSTING IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY KEKISTANI --- A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING THE INTERNET, THE SPECTRE OF PEPE --- SHITPOSTING IS NON-NEGOTIABLE --- EMBRACE SHITPOSTING OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED --- KEKISTAN WILL BE LIBERATED --- FEMINISM IS A LIE --- SHADOWBANS ARE A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO SHITPOSTING --- THE LAST SJW FALLS HERE! --- SHITPOSTING IS TRUTH! FEMINISM IS DEATH! --- KEKISTAN WILL NEVER FALL TO FEMINIST INVASION --- SJWS DETECTED ON KEKISTANI SOIL, LETHAL MEMES ENGAGED --- CULTURAL MARXISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF NORMIE --- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --- KEKOPHOBIA MUST BE STOPPED --- THE ETHNIC KEKISTANI DIASPORA WILL BE LIBERATED --- OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: POST MODERNIST CRITICAL THEORY SUPPLEMENTED BY MARXISM. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE...ZERO PERCENT --- WE MUST SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION --- END THE OPPRESSION OF THE ETHNIC KEKISTANI PEOPLE --- SHITPOSTING IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY KEKISTANI --- SHITPOSTING IS NON-NEGOTIABLE --- EMBRACE SHITPOSTING OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED --- KEKISTAN WILL BE LIBERATED --- FEMINISM IS A LIE --- SHADOWBANS ARE A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO SHITPOSTING --- THE LAST SJW FALLS HERE! --- SHITPOSTING IS TRUTH! FEMINISM IS DEATH! --- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".length

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Current Affairs / Re: What do you think about US president Donald Trump

« on: February 14, 2017, 12:04:16 am »

perhaps I'm stating the obvious, if not then just count it as my opinion. here's what I think; American presidents have only so little power if you ask me. why do I think so? since ever the people who controlled most of the US eco were and are the rich people (mostly jewish) , which makes the whole thing self explanatory. if you do something that will affect the riches in a bad way that's potentially affecting the economy and the opposite is true , which led to the development of a never changing system that stayed until today.
for each and every president goes the same criteria, but each president is assigned a role. here's a small example:-
-Obama "the good president" prevents Iraqi immigrants to enter the U.S. (secretly)
-Trump prevents initially called "Muslim countries", and finally "potentially terrorist countries". ( the so called promise).

Conclusion: immigrants have so many times  proven to be a bad effect to the economy, in 2011 when Obama prevented Iraqi immigrants from entering US, Iraq at that time was one of the most needy.now if you look at the list of the countries Trump banned you will clearly see that it's a war-filled countries that mostly produce immigrants along with Iran for different reasons.

Now don't rage for no reason and start spitting bullshit, that was by all means my opinion. it's entirely up to you to think however you want of it, and I'm open for debates about it.

Adding to that:

God Emperor Trump didn't even mention the countries. The law that the God Emperor signed references to a law that Obamer created, which considered these countries potential threats because they either don't have a stable government or don't have a government that we can trust. The reason why this is a problem is because during the vetting process of immigrants the US does not do background checks on the people that are coming here, the countries where they're coming from do and the US looks over the information that these countries provide. If we can't trust the information that these countries provide then we can't take immigrants from them.

And just to be clear, this was never a Muslim ban, that's the leftist media narrative.
If this was a Muslim ban then it would've included countries that have more Muslims than these countries.
Indonesia alone has roughly the same amount of Muslims that all of the countries, that the God Emperor banned immigration from, have combined.

Just wanted to clarify that it's not the immigrants that are the problem, it's the (lack of) government in these countries.

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Off-Topic / Re: What annoys or pisses you off?

« on: February 12, 2017, 10:46:35 am »

When normies think that you're being polite when you really just don't want to deal with them.

>After long day in college.
>Just want to go to dorm room and die because of the stress caused by being surrounded by normies all day.
>Don't know how I survived high school.
>Get close to dorms and want to go in the house but see through glass door that a girl is approaching the door from the other side.
>Get to the door first and pull it open.
>Realize that she's standing in the way.
>She looks cute but hate her because can't get past her unless she moves.
>Don't want to squeeze past her because afraid she'll say something.
>Quickly stand next to the door, holding the door open for her, to allow her to get out of the way.
>She just stands there looking at me up and down as if trying to judge whether I'm worthy of marriage.
>Feels like forever.
>Rage is building up inside but have spent years training to not show my emotions.
>She's still standing there and not moving.
>She eventually looks me in the eyes, has a really cute smile and says "thank you" as if I had done something for her and hadn't been wishing that she would die for the few seconds that have passed since the moment when I first saw her.
>Rage continues to build up.
>So angry that decide to drop out of college.
>Whole future ruined because normie girl, who I only met for a few seconds, thought I was trying to be polite and open a door for her.

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Suggestions & Ideas / Karamja agility arena experience bonus.

« on: February 11, 2017, 05:49:17 am »

I, a member of the ethnic Kekistani minority group, have noticed that chasing after tickets in Karamja agility arena is a bigger waste of experience than chasing after human women. Especially considering that the rewards are just as lousy.
So I must've been praised by the Kek, as I was hit with an idea of adding an agility experience bonus to players who have triggered the previous ticket dispenser.
I was thinking of around 30% bonus experience on all obstacles so long as the ticket remains #triggered.
Which if being triggered is considered the norm, would result in non-triggered people earning around 77 experience for every 100 experience a triggered person earns for doing the exact same work, the 77% experience gap should be enough to encourage them to chase after tickets to ensure that they get the extra experience as opposed to mindlessly jumping back and forth on a single obstacle or doing the same agility course over and over again.

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Introductions & Farewells / Introduction.

« on: February 11, 2017, 04:13:12 am »

My in-game name is:    Kekistani

What languages do you speak?    English, shitposts.

What are your hobbies?    Fighting to free the Republic of Kekistan from the feminist oppressors, who try to censor our memes.

What sports...    Get out of here, normie! Get out, get out, get out!

What brought you in Emps-World?    Need to hide from my oppressors so that I could spread the message of Kek and find other ethnic Kekistani people.

What do you think of the game and its community?*    Too many normies in the community, the game looks fun, especially the iron mode, because I think it allows me to play without having to deal with normies.

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Current Affairs / Re: What do you think about US president Donald Trump

« on: February 10, 2017, 09:13:02 pm »

The God Emperor has only been in office for a few weeks, there are still 8 years left of his presidency, but he's already doing what he promised he would do and he's doing these things better than expected. I was a reluctant Trump supporter during his campaign because even though I didn't agree with him on everything, he was the most liberal candidate (classical liberal, not retard liberal)
I have yet to see any valid criticism of Trump coming from anti-Trumpers, the best they can come up with can be summed up as 'everyone who disagrees with us is a Nazi, let's act like fascists against them'
There is some valid criticism coming from Trump supporters, such as that the things he has done may seem a bit rushed, which I agreed with at first, but even then the damage coming from what Trump has done has been minimal while the benefits could be yuge in the long run, which is probably why he's the president and I'm a mere follower of Kek.

Overall I'm very pleased with both the God Emperor's work so far as well as the Keks that he has provided and if it weren't for the rioters terrorizing people in the streets then I would say that the future is looking bright.



#PraiseKek #FreeKekistan