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Screenshots / Re: Dat Moment when FATE is back on emps-world! :)

« on: March 01, 2015, 10:29:44 pm »

That moment when rulebreakers meet Fate's panhammer :kappa:


                                            Panhammer says "Hi!"

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Off-Topic / Re: The land of the long white cloud! My 6 day adventure.

« on: March 01, 2015, 06:47:05 am »

What is your name? Kane
What would you rank your ability of a knife to be (x/10)? 10/10
Do you live near a grocery store? Yes

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zgoos13.html

At least our national symbol has breasts.

http://gyazo.com/914be3c86b22f6c1c479d1498ed7e4bc

At least I have goose breasts, oh wait I ate them

Biggest breasts you'll ever touch.

Kek.

Apart from yours <3

Check and mate.

All urs, bae.

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Off-Topic / Re: The land of the long white cloud! My 6 day adventure.

« on: March 01, 2015, 06:41:42 am »

What is your name? Kane
What would you rank your ability of a knife to be (x/10)? 10/10
Do you live near a grocery store? Yes

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zgoos13.html

At least our national symbol has breasts.

http://gyazo.com/914be3c86b22f6c1c479d1498ed7e4bc

At least I have goose breasts, oh wait I ate them

Biggest breasts you'll ever touch.

Kek.

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Off-Topic / Re: The land of the long white cloud! My 6 day adventure.

« on: March 01, 2015, 06:31:12 am »

killing Canadian geese? m8 im coming to get your NZ geese

Hello, Cococola.

You have shown true Canadian patriotism.  You have therefore been selected to join GOOSE.

If you would please fill out the form (below) and watch our Orientation Video (courtesy of Paul, a long-time member and co-founder of GOOSE), you will be all set and ready to go!

Code: [Select]

What is your name?
What would you rank your ability of a knife to be (x/10)?
Do you live near a grocery store?

We start dicing kiwis at 3:00pm (PT) every Saturday, except for this Saturday, as Jason has karate practice.

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Off-Topic / Re: The land of the long white cloud! My 6 day adventure.

« on: February 28, 2015, 05:29:27 am »

Butchering and eating a Canadian goose, eh?




























Yeah, I just went there.

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Showcase / Re: Tyler's Gallery

« on: February 27, 2015, 12:37:52 am »

So much improvement in such a short time -- this recent one really shows that you're already back to the same skill level as when you did some of your best work.

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General Discussion / Re: Le contest

« on: February 26, 2015, 06:41:15 am »

Cococola has given me the items to distribute.  Please contact me when you see me online.

Unless told otherwise by Cococola, I have changed the winners:

1st. Jimmyb13
2nd. Icecloud
3rd. Ameer122

*123456789xd entered twice, and one of his numbers exceeded 155, thus disqualifying him.

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Introductions & Farewells / Re: bye

« on: February 26, 2015, 04:02:49 am »

u might not know me , but ive played emps since 2010 , one and only Malaysian player here . Its one of the best game i play in my life . I would like continue playing tho , but i think fate told me otherwise , got scammed 2 times and lose stake about 200m today alone , for some this may look little ,but ive spend alot of time to build that bank . making report ticket is useless , IP ban can be overcome using VPN software . I think its time to move on .

I did what now?

I assume that you literally meant fate (not Fate/me).

That's unfortunate to hear.  If you were scammed, we could have helped you; however, the staking was just an unlucky result brought unto you by your own volition.

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Showcase / Re: River(n) of Blood (1egend's Gallery)

« on: February 26, 2015, 03:29:11 am »

River(n) of Blood is awesome; I love the creativity and bold style.

Very well done, Dallas.

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Showcase / Re: Request a signature from - Tyler <3

« on: February 26, 2015, 01:59:28 am »

I guess this is better than the crocodile one and Sotw one .-.

Tyler, this is amazing -- you haven't even been back to GFX for 2 days, yet you're able to come up with this.  You should be proud.

Well done, and thank you for showing me your creativity .

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Off-Topic / Re: this is why you dont go too drunk as a dancer

« on: February 25, 2015, 01:19:03 pm »

Gad dammit, America, why'd you have to go full Japan on us?

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Off-Topic / Re: worst english ingame

« on: February 25, 2015, 01:16:39 pm »

Please add a rule stating that usernames are not to be shown nor revealed.

I will edit posts that show players' names; players who repeatedly post names, after warnings and edits, will be infracted.

Guess who's back.

ow cmon chait, anti-fun police arrived, pack your bags guys

Rip topic 2K15.

:doge: Much love
:doge: Such fun

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Introductions & Farewells / Re: Welp.. Got sucked back in.

« on: February 25, 2015, 03:27:52 am »

I would like to say that I approve of your current avatar, and you should keep it as such.

Welcome, again, to Emps-World, old-timer.

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Showcase / Re: SOTW #7: Freestyle!

« on: February 25, 2015, 02:58:05 am »

I would like to congratulate our winner: Matrix2!  Your photo manipulation was superb.




Thank you, everyone, for participating this week; you all did some great signatures, and we look forward to seeing you next week.

Tyler, welcome to SOTW -- we can't wait to see what your style brings to further contests.

*Contact Chazz in order to receive your prize, Matrix2.*

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: February 24, 2015, 05:08:55 pm »