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Showcase / Re: IRL pictures thread

« on: June 03, 2018, 08:19:27 am »

With my artillery forward observer team in the largest artillery range in europe, im the middle guy

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Events / Re: Emps-World Trailer Contest

« on: May 25, 2018, 01:40:42 am »

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Off-Topic / Re: What annoys or pisses you off?

« on: May 23, 2018, 06:09:37 pm »

When there isn't a "what makes you happy" thread, I have shit to share

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: May 23, 2018, 11:44:00 am »

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Videos / 100 caskets #2

« on: April 04, 2018, 09:37:12 pm »

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Off-Topic / April Fool's patch notes

« on: March 31, 2018, 09:18:18 pm »

Hey guys,

Todays update contains mainly bugfixes and QoL changes. I've also worked on improving Duel Arena's staking system and how the whole thing is handled.

Duel Arena changes


I wasn't happy how Duel Arena is always bugged and players keep hitting a lot of 0s and how people always get cleaned. My goal is to change
this and have prepared a fix how our players can hold their wealth for a longer time period. Duel Arena has also received some QoL changes.

• You can now take loans from Duel Arena banker.
• Duel Arena's name was changed to Sand Casino.
• Minium hit at Sand Casino is now 7. 7 Being the lucky number.
• I've moved our servers to Dubai. This way our players from middle east has a connection advantage at Sand Casino.
• FPS rate at Sand Casino is capped at 3. This way you're constantly lagging and can hold your wealth much longer. This means if your FPS was 60 before this change you will hold your wealth now 20x longer.
• Spamming bunny hop emote at Sand Casino will now double your damage.
• Arab luck was buffed. You now get +10% chance of winning when you connect from Middle Eastern area.

Bugfixes & changes

I've worked really hard to improve the game overall and fixed a lot of bugs recently! Main goal is to make the game more enjoyable for everyone.

• Charr now has 250m slayer experience
• Due to a database error everyone's stats were reset
• Bob's name was reverted. He's now called Bob.
• West Ardougne casino is now open.
• Graham was added back to staff list. This was a bug and is now fixed
• Yk'Lagor is now called Igor.
• Drugs is now an administrator
• Wilderness seemed a bit dead. Added bots to Wilderness with similar AI as Thomy NPC near Crating Guild.
• You can now get banned for smuggling vodka from Karamja.
• ::plzfreeags No longer works
• Joshiee's year book is now burnt.
• White and black knights are now called Knights because this was slightly racist before.
• Volvo.
• You now have 10 ring slots. Makes sense with 10 fingers.
• Jonneh is codeing Emps again.
• You can now mine 'perfect' gold ores and smelt them to 'perfect' gold bars.
• Humid is no longer suk.
• J H A M now correctly wears d butz.

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: March 31, 2018, 05:10:12 pm »

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Suggestions & Ideas / Upcoming Events Section on Forums

« on: March 15, 2018, 06:16:17 pm »

Since Jhonson started actively hosting events with some other mods then I thought why should we not give them more exposure on the front page of the forums.

Here is an example what I mean:



This could bring more inactive players back to the game which did only visited forums for the memes or can even bring new players to the game which would be interested to take a part of in these events.

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: March 09, 2018, 04:48:50 pm »

https://i.gyazo.com/2930366bd30a8bd0a48a6dafaad4f951.png

please read more carefully next time...

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Screenshots / Re: Long time ago...

« on: March 08, 2018, 01:38:34 pm »

nobody gives a f

time to move out of 2012

i doubt we had that owl/hawk looking thing back in 2012.. his "long time ago" probably means last year lol. Which of course makes this even more ridiculous >_>

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: March 07, 2018, 10:41:42 am »

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Off-Topic / Re: Essay writing event

« on: March 05, 2018, 07:09:18 pm »

I'll write a bedtime story instead.

Once upon a time there was an Arab called IBashUrMom who liked staking a lot. He lived happily in his mother's basement with no interruptions whatsoever in his staking career. One day, however, he wanted to grow some T H I C C balls and picked up his staked Dharok's set and teleported to Edgeville. There some Lithuanian named KysFaggot69 asked him to fight. ''Gl?'' he said. IBashUrMom replied ''Sit son'', and they both walked up to the ditch. Once at the ditch, IBashUrMom took a tight grip on his axe and proceeded to jump over the ditch. KysFaggot69 had already jump over and was waiting for him, as he is way more experienced in player-versus-player combat.

The tension between the two rose up, KysFaggot69 rushes forward with his trusty whip and begins spanking the shitta outta yo boi IBashUrMom. The Arab yells ''OUWIIEEEEE!!!!'' hit after hit from the Lithuanian faggot's whip. IBashUrMom feels a sudden pressure down in his pants. Suddenly his dick grows so goddamn big it bulges out of his pants and slaps KysFaggot69 right on the cheek. It's an instant kill. The End.

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Off-Topic / Re: Essay writing event

« on: March 05, 2018, 07:01:42 pm »

Is this for real? How stupid you think we are lmao.

Fly me to Dubai all expenses paid and I'll write you one for tomorrow.

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Screenshots / Re: Emps-World Meme Center

« on: March 04, 2018, 04:05:24 pm »

When you lose your bank staking and decide to box your whip and you win

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Screenshots / nex train

« on: February 23, 2018, 11:38:07 pm »