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Miscellaneous => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Mary on June 23, 2015, 03:15:50 pm
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This guy got quite creative leaving his number for me to find ;o
Found this in my mailbox today
http://imgur.com/a/E6TVF
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Thanks for braking my neck!
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30 years old gets asked out on a punch of yu-gi-oh cards.
Do you fuck on a first date? - no
Well see you tomorrow!
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Thanks for braking my neck!
Sorry, it was actually rotated properly on the file but imgur flipped it! IDK why imgur pls :(
30 years old gets asked out on a punch of yu-gi-oh cards.
Do you fuck on a first date? - no
Well see you tomorrow!
Theyre magic cards -_- and lol wut
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Thanks for braking my neck!
Sorry, it was actually rotated properly on the file but imgur flipped it! IDK why imgur pls :(
This is why you Gyazo everything ;D
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I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
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"ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"
"are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you" (overdue library book works too)
Ill share more of my arcane knowledge later.
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I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
How2be directly on the point XD
"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
"ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"
"are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you" (overdue library book works too)
Ill share more of my arcane knowledge later.
Dat second one, damn
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I take it i've successfully seduced you?
Here's some more
"ay gurl are you a beaver? cuz dam"
"r there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh i forgot u r a q t"
"ay gurl do u work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong"
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I give u joshiees number if u suck my dek
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"Hey, can I treat you like me homework? I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long."
"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."
This is why I don't have a gf.
More later, maybe.
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"Hey, can I treat you like me homework? I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night long."
"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."
This is why I don't have a gf.
More later, maybe.
Ok mr if a drunk girl wants to have sex with me i drive her home on my bike and tuck her in and wish her good sleep
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Are you 80 magic cuz you're stunning? Play RS get hoes :kappa:
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
its all about the quality not quantity 💁
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The best pickup line is being a nice, funny, attractive and genuinely good person. It works 10 times out of 10. Actually just be attractive.
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
To impress Mary you gotta solo the hardest instance in WoW :kappa:
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
To impress Mary you gotta solo the hardest instance in WoW :kappa:
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/screamingplz.gif?1)
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"Hi, my name is Josh and I'm in a band."
Yeah.... That ain't gonna work :)
Over 40 girls beg to differ. :kappa:
(http://www.fbcommentpictures.com/media/images/2014/10/16/tmpucONJP.jpg)
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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nice shoes, let's fuck
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD
This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?' LOL
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD
This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?' LOL
(http://i.imgur.com/nVit5hm.png)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Looks like we're not old enough for this kind of humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I like this one XD
This happened to me a few weeks/ month? ago: Some dude talked to me on facebook saying ' hey i talked to you in the winter (note: that time about 5 months ago) and i think youre an interesting girl lets have a drink together. So i said i had a boyfriend and he replies with 'do you have any other nice female friends that might be available for me?' LOL
Oh, you're into that kinda stuff?
**¯\_(ツ)_/¯**
These are our forum moderators, guys.
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Whoops sorry I assumed you were older than 12. I'll edit my post immediately, just for you <3
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sup
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sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:
These are our forum moderators, guys.
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sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:
These are our forum moderators, guys.
>asks for pickup lines
>gets pickup line
>complains
>mfw women
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sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:
These are our forum moderators, guys.
Check which section of the forums we're on first
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sup
Thanks post instead of moderating it:
These are our forum moderators, guys.
https://emps-world.net/forum/index.php?topic=10151.0
''We're starting a new policy on infractions, which is way less strict than the current one. You won't be infracted for making single wrong forum posts.''
+ you got exactly what you asked for, a pickup line. Now go cry in the corner :kappa:
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ty for appreciating the joke
These are our forum moderators, guys.
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ty for appreciating the joke
These are our forum moderators, guys.
I think I'll have to infract you for that one.
:kappa:
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
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Fu*k me, fu*k me hard
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth
It's Karel's originally.
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth
I seem to get your attention.
here's another one.
Are you a terrorist? cuz you are 9/11 :kappa:
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth
I seem to get your attention.
here's another one.
Are you a terrorist? cuz you are 9/11 :kappa:
no
well.you.certainly.blew.me.away
(͡ -͜ʖ͡-) (͡ -͜ʖ͡-) (͡ -͜ʖ͡-) (͡ -͜ʖ͡-) (͡ -͜ʖ͡-)
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Do you wanna have great sex?
"No!"
Well then come to my place! :kappa:
i cri evrytim
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Do you wanna have great sex?
"No!"
Well then come to my place! :kappa:
Ayyy, baebee, I'll come over and CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMNED DOOR!
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Get in my bed.
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
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Are you the build up of cartilage in joints they call osteoarthritis?
Because you've got me weak at the knees
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(http://i.imgur.com/mdyBXJ6.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/mdyBXJ6.jpg)
^him (http://i.imgur.com/EEHWZdV.png)
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Are you today's date? cuz you are 10/10
damn, that's smooth
It's Karel's originally.
They all stole my joke on 10th of october :(
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
This had me too good lmfao. Just saw that gif on facebook aswell lmfao omg
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?
@icedrags (and he get notified).
But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?
@icedrags (and he get notified).
But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
BEST IDEA EVER
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
shiiiiiiiiiiiii, how cool wouldnt it have been if you could tag people over forums?
@icedrags (and he get notified).
But then again people like drugs would just go full rambo and tag in every post
@Drugs @Hugo Terwiss @Shadowkei @Jp, @Rune Papi @Try Again Fo @Zeepleeuw @Tonto @Mary @Suryoyo K0 @Charr @Tomtim1 @Fate @Yaz @Sir Rambo @Bubblebeam2 @0wned Man @J0odik @Range 4 Meee @Ralphe10 @Avenus @Ameer @C4 Nerd @Zudikas95187 @Lars @Klaus 96 @Break @3st Ranger X @Spread Stick @Matafaka @Deandam7 @Mike, Ranger Own99 @Joshy1 @Theoneofall @Kaarel 123 @Renciukaslt @Someone12116 @Jimmyb13 @A L A A @Keiskelar @Make It Real @Str8att7 @Death Wizard @Azaro6000 @Lastipines @H3lix @Chazz @King125 @Knights @Pkteammage @Saoledpede1 @Leo Jr @Icedrags @Emps Loover @God Slayers @66destroyer3 @The Big Man @Giedriusma @2g @Nicomester @Tgod Bro @Radster111 @Nqqq @Acme @Cman 8 23 93 @Kluke @Angila Joli @Freestuffyay @Estpure16 @Division66 @Ukraptuuna @Kevinlawler @T6nnn @Syrach @Skrillex123 @Mage Pure2 @Master52 @Shadoweye @Cold Eagle @Vengbarrage @En3mey @Chris @Skullker @Big Chris @Esam121 @Goldempmod @Crystalfarm @Danielshapz @B I N G 0 @Il Pk I @Kena @St 3rd Mage @Torvanas @Omg Str Pure @Metsavennd @Nedaz @Joshiee @Jonneh @Nightskillz @Master Aa @Purple Phat @The Star @Skillz Purez @Kareivis410 @Roxio Skila @Vantablack @Seanlawler @Crazy Joker @2reapzz @Neymar 3 @Aaron @Eesticooking @Emperorozzy @Blade @Fiery @Huseyinkalin @Fish0pure1 @Guthix V3 @Pk Nonst0p @Gliff1 @Il Skill L @Minerman @P U R 3 N 1 @Camlatty @Tacka @Mantjux @Pavilion @Dark Krusty
Maybe
:kappa:
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is that phone in ur pocket?
because your booty is calling me.
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"i was a staff manager for solid 3 days in emps-scape. Lets hook up" :kappa:
I was a female high admin
(http://i.imgur.com/QgJUL.gif?noredirect)
WAS
Now you're a worthless scum, just like the rest of us :kappa:
Ask icedrags, he knows all about the ex staff life lool (too bad i cant tag :( )
Can approve, works everytime ;)
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Karel be like:
Do you wanna do drugs?
and i'm not talking about getting high.
:kappa:
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Karel be like:
Do you wanna do drugs?
and i'm not talking about getting high.
:kappa:
Do.you.wanna.do.suryoyo_k0
no
well.good.im.not.suryoyo_k0 :-*
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You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My ****.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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I'm not a doctor, but I will take a look anyway.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Shall we get pizza and have sex afterwards? Or don't you like pizza?
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Are.you.my.dog.cause.youre.a.bitch
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Are.you.my.dog.cause.youre.a.bitch
smooth as butter
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Are you Faker? because those tits are faker than Rasmus avatar
:kappa:
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"I don't want to be a mod"
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Are you Faker? because those tits are faker than Rasmus avatar
:kappa:
You tell me my tits are fake????????????
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hi grill wanna ride
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Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
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Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
do i know you, because ive seen this joke before on this topic ???
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"Hey, can I treat you like my pinkie toe? I'll bang you on the table every day."
Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
Hey girl is your thieving level 99 because you just stole my heart line
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I have a job for you, but it blows.
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Hey girl is your thieving level 99 because you just stole my heart line
Hey girl is your fletching lvl 99? because you sure know how to fletch my dick
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Are you 99 Smithing coz i wanna bang you against that anvil. :kappa:
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hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u
wat
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hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u
wat
That requires 99 Attack. :kappa:
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hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u
wat
That requires 99 Attack. :kappa:
:kappa:
soz.then.i.go.attack.dummies
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is your summoning 99 because you sure know how summon my dick
hey.is.ur.defense.lvl.99.cuz.im.bout.2.rape.u
wat
That requires 99 Attack. :kappa:
:kappa:
soz.then.i.go.attack.dummies
You need 99 str to hold her down
:kappa:
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Are you my little toe? Because i'd bang you on every piece of furniture
do i know you, because ive seen this joke before on this topic ???
Mines better tho :-X
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Gravedig, gravedig ;D
So yeah, I do not have a line or phrase for picking up but I have done a pretty cute thing with a girl(I have actually done this with every cute girl I could meet on the road that day lol).
I made a self-video where I said that I saw her walking down the street few times and I found her really cute, and that I'm really shy to ask for her number looking into her eyes. I showed this video to 10 girls which I've met just walking randomly in Bologna. Did it have any success? I'd say yes, 6 girls of 10 left me their phone numbers and we also got out ;D
I took this idea from some italian YouTube prank-stars, and it worked well.
Girls were like "Ohh what a cute thing :3", "Are serious? Because if so this was best approach I've ever seen" and many other reactions, I was like "OMG GODLIKE" whole week lol.