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Title: 1000 ways to die in emps
Post by: Spookykiller on February 16, 2015, 03:01:25 pm
Here go post 1000 ways to die



ill start

1: Get rekt by goblin
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Post by: C4 Nerd on February 16, 2015, 03:02:59 pm
2. Get rekt by camel (Ugthanki)
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Post by: Str Pvp14 on February 16, 2015, 03:03:44 pm
3. Getin hit in teh gabber :batman:
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Post by: Charr on February 16, 2015, 03:08:34 pm
4. Not wearing an anti dragon shield at dragons
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 16, 2015, 03:19:16 pm
5. Get raped by Mary and her army of dildos
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Post by: Str Pvp14 on February 16, 2015, 03:24:18 pm
6. Arc summoning a fallen star that lands on your head <- Didn't lose my items though
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Post by: Ashootsh on February 16, 2015, 03:27:45 pm
::thor <---- dont know if it exists perhaps the lighting thingy that comes from above you
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Post by: C4 Nerd on February 16, 2015, 04:03:35 pm
7. Getting rekt by poison
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 16, 2015, 04:41:01 pm
8. Getting rekt by your best friend in game (lure)
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Post by: Mod Mary on February 16, 2015, 04:46:49 pm
9. Dying at karamja agility arena due to you being a skiller getting poisoned by the snakes and then failing an obstacle
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Post by: Pure Ranged1 on February 16, 2015, 05:06:15 pm
10. Forgetting to attack the other player in the middle of a stake.
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Post by: Mod Mary on February 16, 2015, 05:26:47 pm
11. Dying in the midst of a teleport because thomy said you were flagged as 'safe' when teleporting (so the next hit during teleport should hit 0)

Quote from: Pure Ranged1 on February 16, 2015, 05:06:15 pm
10. Forgetting to attack the other player in the middle of a stake.
Damn
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Post by: King125 on February 16, 2015, 05:29:40 pm
12. Dying to an evil chicken while botting
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Post by: Pure Ranged1 on February 16, 2015, 05:32:39 pm
13. Dying cause the beer Drunken Dwarf gave you was poisonous.
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Post by: Bubblebeam2 on February 16, 2015, 07:10:37 pm
14. Get Dlong special attacked for a 55-44.
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Post by: Kaner on February 16, 2015, 07:12:23 pm
15. Getting smited by one of the high admins
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 16, 2015, 07:14:47 pm
16: Facepalming yourself to death when an Arab tries to communicate with you.
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 16, 2015, 08:20:31 pm
17: Dying from dehydratation when trying to get ornament kit from caskets
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 16, 2015, 08:31:28 pm
18. Die to a random event after falling asleep training skills.
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Post by: Tgod Bro on February 16, 2015, 09:21:48 pm
19. Eating a poisoned banana
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 16, 2015, 09:49:56 pm
Quote from: C4 Nerd on February 16, 2015, 03:02:59 pm
2. Get rekt by camel (Ugthanki)
:kappa:


20. get rekt by me in wildy ._.
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Post by: Tgod Bro on February 16, 2015, 09:50:33 pm
21. Let the corruption kill you
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Post by: Bubblebeam2 on February 16, 2015, 11:30:24 pm
22. Forget to turn on Magic protect at Corp and get hit a 68.
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Post by: Charr on February 17, 2015, 12:41:34 am
23. Pop too many balloons in the party room
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 17, 2015, 01:16:35 am
.24 prayer reached O right after you did a relog at graardor's room and get hit 70 ._.
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Post by: Charr on February 17, 2015, 01:46:49 am
25. Playing against charr's rengar top
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Post by: Joshiee on February 17, 2015, 02:12:20 am
26. Being a skiller wearing over 30B and being lured to Black Knights (near wildy) by Wc men and Ekke. :kappa:

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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 17, 2015, 02:42:12 am
27. dieing in full rune sara because you were getting your stuff back of #24 while forgetting to bring that prayer potion  :kappa:
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Post by: Ekke on February 17, 2015, 07:25:19 am
28. Xtele to a guy in multi wildy and get barraged to death (while wearing your bank ofcourse)
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Post by: 1egend on February 17, 2015, 07:33:03 am
29. Dies from chicken, and chicken loots your 30 feathers
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Post by: I Pk Ur Nan on February 17, 2015, 08:40:53 am
30. Jonneh killing you in 1 hit with a command :kappa: ._.
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Post by: Mod Mary on February 17, 2015, 09:27:30 am
Quote from: Ekke on February 17, 2015, 07:25:19 am
28. Xtele to a guy in multi wildy and get barraged to death (while wearing your bank ofcourse)
And that's why i always go invisible before I xtele until I know what is going on there ;) (9999 def helps too)
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 17, 2015, 11:43:15 am
31. Die by the awesomeness of marys nudes :kappa:
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 17, 2015, 11:46:05 am
32. Getting pwned by rat
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Post by: Loosenater on February 17, 2015, 11:59:55 am
33. Versing someone in pvp that has claws as a spec weapon.
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Post by: Ekke on February 17, 2015, 12:02:33 pm
34. Xtele to a guy in Smoke dungeon and client freezes loading map (true story)

Quote from: Joshiee on February 17, 2015, 02:12:20 am
26. Being a skiller wearing over 30B and being lured to Black Knights (near wildy) by Wc men and Ekke. :kappa:
L0l
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 17, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
35: going to kbd with ags
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Post by: Yaz on February 17, 2015, 03:53:54 pm
36. eating my ags.
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 17, 2015, 05:21:49 pm
37. Get killed by highwayman
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Post by: Ashootsh on February 17, 2015, 05:30:43 pm
38. Banged by Thomy
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Post by: Ekke on February 17, 2015, 05:34:27 pm
39. Afk by the wildy wall and get rekt by skeleton
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 17, 2015, 06:14:16 pm
40. Getting killed by icefiend when doing barbarians assistance
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Post by: Bubblebeam2 on February 17, 2015, 07:04:45 pm
Quote from: 66destroyer3 on February 17, 2015, 01:16:35 am
.24 prayer reached O right after you did a relog at graardor's room and get hit 70 ._.

I remember how hard I laughed when you did that 8)

41. Log out and die by kbd after you log out. :kappa:
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 17, 2015, 09:03:14 pm
42. get lured into attacking thomy npc and get rekt by special attack back in emps-scape
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 17, 2015, 09:34:16 pm
43. Get killed in wildy, but die next to the wall. Go back and loot your items
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 17, 2015, 09:59:09 pm
44. Die to a minion in GWD when the boss is dead
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 17, 2015, 11:45:24 pm
45. get poisoned and afk
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 18, 2015, 01:15:52 am
46. Get a dds, d claws drive-by KO, didnt get looted tho
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Post by: Purple Phat on February 18, 2015, 08:25:56 am
47: Getting rekt with 1 D Claw spec :)

i rekt 2 dhers with 1 d claw spec each with 1 trip
inv was full of stuff :/
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 18, 2015, 11:15:29 am
48.Get slain by a high admin
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Post by: Spookykiller on February 18, 2015, 11:17:37 am
49: Getting lured by message: free Mary porn pics come mage arena plox
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 18, 2015, 11:55:28 am
50. Get xteled by Ekke, get stuck in wildy lvl 60 > Ekke leaves, wait till someone comes.
Profite -> dead
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 18, 2015, 11:58:41 am
51. Die on purpose, because you know you have bought a GA.
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Post by: Charr on February 18, 2015, 03:06:29 pm
52. :doge:
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Post by: Purple Phat on February 19, 2015, 08:09:38 am
53. so there was this glich i heard of my friends tryed to lure me with it if u drink enought beer u will die and lose all youre stuff + stuff are visible to all
it was teh day when i got bow-sword and i had it on me, + i died but didnt lose stuff bcause i had guardian angle

so 53 is a friend luring with beer to kill u for bow-sword XD
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 19, 2015, 09:15:36 am
Quote from: Purple Phat on February 19, 2015, 08:09:38 am
53. so there was this glich i heard of my friends tryed to lure me with it if u drink enought beer u will die and lose all youre stuff + stuff are visible to all
it was teh day when i got bow-sword and i had it on me, + i died but didnt lose stuff bcause i had guardian angle

so 53 is a friend luring with beer to kill u for bow-sword XD
coolstory

54. Get killed by bosses because you forgot prayer.
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Post by: Ekke on February 19, 2015, 12:43:45 pm
55. Barrage a pker near Frost dragon, get 60'd by the dragon.
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 19, 2015, 12:51:14 pm
56. Missclick on a frost dragon when killing revs and get 60'd.
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Post by: Charr on February 19, 2015, 02:22:17 pm
Quote from: Ekke on February 19, 2015, 12:43:45 pm
55. Barrage a pker near Frost dragon, get 60'd by the dragon.
57. Get barraged near a frost dragon, then get 60'd by the dragon.
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 19, 2015, 05:57:41 pm
Quote from: Charr on February 19, 2015, 02:22:17 pm
Quote from: Ekke on February 19, 2015, 12:43:45 pm
55. Barrage a pker near Frost dragon, get 60'd by the dragon.
57. Get barraged near a frost dragon, then get 60'd by the dragon.
Quote from: Someone12116 on February 19, 2015, 12:51:14 pm
56. Missclick on a frost dragon when killing revs and get 60'd.

Same time :kappa: LELELELEL

58. Forget to bring that dfs against KBD and you still are like 'i got this'.

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Post by: Charr on February 19, 2015, 07:06:04 pm
59. Forgetting your prayer at jad
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Post by: Ekke on February 20, 2015, 01:50:56 pm
60. Missclick on a guy while being invisible in the wildy watching fights, 1 d claw spec rek him.
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Post by: Suryoyo K0 on February 20, 2015, 02:39:51 pm
61. Get shot by Nathan :kappa:
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Post by: Charr on February 20, 2015, 05:35:50 pm
Quote from: Ekke on February 20, 2015, 01:50:56 pm
60. Missclick on a guy while being invisible in the wildy watching fights, 1 d claw spec rek him.
62. Get rek'd by invisible dclaw spec
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Post by: Someone12116 on February 20, 2015, 08:36:16 pm
63. Die IRL when somebody replies ''Offer'' after asking him ''How much?''
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Post by: Loosenater on February 21, 2015, 01:27:28 pm
64. Die IRL when someone asks for your offer on an item so you say a price, then they call you a noob and laugh.
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Post by: Charr on February 21, 2015, 03:24:05 pm
65. Die to Martin in safe wild because he hax.
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on February 22, 2015, 04:23:15 pm
66. martin xteleing out of nowhere into graardor's room and you get distracted.
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Post by: Rcmeet on February 22, 2015, 04:31:42 pm
67. Die when you killing the Jad which remained 1 hp.
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Post by: Charr on February 22, 2015, 06:59:35 pm
68. Die because mary calls you an idiot in sb
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Post by: Saligta on February 25, 2015, 12:44:23 pm
69: while ingame you going to forums and read bug reports. You see: falador masscare happens in emps world. You enter game again: ded
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Post by: Crusher123 on February 25, 2015, 12:53:45 pm
70. Die to bronze scimmitar.
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Post by: Excalibur on February 25, 2015, 11:44:44 pm
71. Get owned by Lord Lars :/
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Post by: Defense Fury on February 26, 2015, 03:19:33 am
die to defense fury BEAST
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Post by: Crusher123 on February 26, 2015, 01:22:17 pm
Die to vengeance.
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Post by: Leo Jr on February 26, 2015, 02:04:02 pm
74. Dcing while fighting.. RIP
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Post by: Crazy Joker on February 26, 2015, 04:11:04 pm
75. KBD hits 84 (which kills you) on you because you tried to d claw spec a black dragon. (True story  :-\)
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Post by: Estpure16 on February 26, 2015, 04:43:36 pm
76. You fight in wildy, Suryoyo K0 pm's you "Ks amk" and you die. Wat
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Post by: Someone12116 on March 01, 2015, 01:19:19 am
77. Suryoyo K0 logs in, you die.
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on March 01, 2015, 02:56:47 pm
78. while mining a star in safe wildi you rek him 3x before he gives up to come back :kappa:
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Post by: 66destroyer3 on March 01, 2015, 02:57:29 pm
79. get rekt yourself in wildi by d claws spec while mining a star
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Post by: Purple Phat on March 02, 2015, 10:31:30 am
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